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Fire, Fire, Fire!

Tonight's fire alarm was, indeed, genuine – not at all staged. Someone on the third floor was demonstrating a cooking technique, and apparently the smoke detector didn't like it. At first, I was a little concerned about the incident, as everybody had to shuffle outside the building and onto the sidewalk. But after walking through the doors and into a sea of geeks, I noticed that nobody's expression had changed. Here was something new to talk about, here was a new friend to make. Amazing. Simply amazing. I'm so proud of this year's Gnomedexers (utterly); you're redefining what a conference could and should be.

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More importantly – they got to enjoy an amazingly beautiful Seattle (almost) summer evening.
-DavidG

Wish I could have attended!!! You are the ultimate Geek!!
Enjoy the conference……(of course it would have been more fun IF I were there..LOL)

Thats crazy stuff! I hope you guys have a great conference…
I'm listening and I REALLY wish I was there, because I can tell there's a demo going on. D:

My 6 year old knows how to behave in a fire drill. Get over yourself.

Good to see everyone rose to such a huge challenge and figured out how to exit the building. Most surprising is that the attendeees even had enough intelligence to find their way out. Or did they just follow you out while you played the flute? Paying $400 to sit in a room full of dorks that are high on themselves, that would make me wonder about their intelligence also. Did they continue to worship you in the parking lot? I'm sure you ate that up. Next year, why don't you just hold the thing IN the parking lot, and throw in some carnival rides. The addition of corn dogs should justify another $100 per ticket.

Congrats on the big event Chris! I don't make as much money as you, nor am I as smart or gifted as you, but by congratulating you it makes me feel less of a loser! Besides, I like to post redundant useless accolades like everyone else! Way to go!

Hey poster “Anonymous at 10:40AM ” you are as smart and gifted as Chris, you just dont know how to market yourself as well is all, I mean its not like he actualy has any degree in IT, just marketing and butt kissing to software execs, and anyone who likes the taste of feces can do that

Congrats Chris! Sounds like Gnomedex is getting better each and every year.
-Randy Charles Morin
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