FCUK Me!
While in NYC, Ponzi got me a skull cap from FCUK. Yes, I had to do a double-take the first time she said it to me, too. I've seen FCUK stores before, but I thought its name was just a cruel joke. Turns out, it's for real – and I've received three “for real” compliments on this particular piece of headwear in the past week. The last one from my Tall Soy Mocha One-Pump No-Whip maven at the local Starbucks. On my way home, I decided to share with you my many FCUKing moods.
Here I am, FCUKing thinking about something:

And now I'm FCUKing angry:

But I can be FCUKing happy at times, too:

As well as really FCUKing sad:

I guess I'm just FCUKing silly:

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23 Comments
Greg
March 8th, 2005
at 12:30pm
Dude, you're seriously FCUKing craaaaaazyyyy man….
Anonymous
March 8th, 2005
at 1:03pm
Not sure if they still have them, but everyone here in the Northwest needs one of their FCUK RAIN! umbrellas (picked up the brolly in London a couple years ago).
Anonymous
March 8th, 2005
at 1:08pm
It stands for French Connection United Kingdom
The French Connection is a pseudo-fashionable clothes store in the (duh) the UK.
Anonymous
March 8th, 2005
at 2:03pm
Funniest thing I've read all week..
- Peter Barbosa
http://www.peterbarbosa.com
JSLogan
March 8th, 2005
at 3:58pm
Now that's a FCUKing funny post!
Anonymous
March 8th, 2005
at 4:18pm
You forgot FCUKing Wanker.
Jorge Santana
March 8th, 2005
at 5:40pm
what a FCUKing great post!
Anonymous
March 8th, 2005
at 10:02pm
maybe you should do something like emotioneric.com
he hasn't updated in forever and these were great =)
Anonymous
March 9th, 2005
at 1:13am
fscking hillarious.
Anonymous
March 9th, 2005
at 7:37am
What the FCUK R U on about… ;-)
Anonymous
March 9th, 2005
at 9:21am
Un-FCUKing-believable!
:: jozjozjoz.com ::
March 9th, 2005
at 11:43am
We FCUKing miss you and Ponzi, Chris!
Anonymous
March 9th, 2005
at 2:39pm
There's FCUK store on Powell Street in San Francisco. Everytime I walk by it, I do a double-take because in SF it could have the traditional spelling & nobody would even blink.
Anonymous
March 9th, 2005
at 7:28pm
It is a stpuid noe ilne ojak. Funny for about 15 seconds.
sarchi
March 10th, 2005
at 2:05pm
..there are or have been “Joe Blog” branded clothing on sale in UK e.g. this ebay (suspicious) item
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=52787&item=6750240340&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW#ebayphotohosting
surprised it did not grow?
Anonymous
March 27th, 2005
at 8:10am
dats crap
Anonymous
April 8th, 2005
at 8:11am
old news, French Connestion have been doing the FCUK thing for years now! But this post was very very funny! Old news but funny take on it!! :)
Anonymous
April 11th, 2005
at 9:32am
hi im from ireland and i think you americans are all funny (not in a haha way though!!).you guys have the most stupid sense of humour ever!!that post isn't even remotely smile inducing! you'll obviously laugh at anything!i was googling 'FCUK' to see what their spring/summer collection was and came across this load of tripe!! give me strength!!!!
Anonymous
April 19th, 2005
at 7:06pm
Well said. I didn't laugh either, but I thought that this post didn't warrant an American bashing.
I am tired of people generalizing us as ignorant fools. Unless you have stayed in America for a while then maybe you shouldn't speak as if you know us.
But if all you know is culture bashing then maybe you should go back to pissing yourself at a tavern, spudfucker.
Anonymous
June 22nd, 2005
at 11:46am
I'm wearing French Connection panties right now…. anyone fancy a FCUK?
Anonymous
October 7th, 2005
at 2:35pm
i heard that u hate skip-bo!
Anonymous
February 6th, 2006
at 2:01pm
u fucker i love the pic u r so hot well nor really but still u look so dum and stupid hope u know who is this is one of the only person that love u alot lol
c ya
love ya the one and only
UP URS FAG!
January 13th, 2007
at 1:18pm
DUDE THATS SO not funny………FUCK u dick head………and wow, get a life u rat looking prick!!!!