Comments on: Every One is Sacred

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 14 May 2003 13:59:59 +0000

I am going to use a laptop at my desk from now on. Why is having a low sperm count considered so bad? I have one kid, I don't want anymore!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 18:54:26 +0000

Some people may see this as a new form of birth control – laptop contraceptives. “But dear, I'm thinking of US!” Oh yeah.
Is it bad when your laptop burns off _all_ of your short and curlies?
Word to your mama (or those wishing to conceive), CoolPad.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 15:31:09 +0000

SO like, your X-man name would be “Balls”?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 14:10:14 +0000

It's not true… you know I spend hours with my TiBook (metal conducts heat more than plastic) on my lap in bed. Now that didn't stop me from having my son on the first try. I didn't even get some practice swings… grand slam the first swing. So I either am a mutant with a hyper sperm count or it's just not true. ;)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 14:06:12 +0000

Another laptop danger: once in a chat I Lewinsky'd my canvas laptop case. It was months before the stain was invisible.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 08:22:45 +0000

Impossible as my normal sitting down position has my laptop using my legs as a heat exchanger (thank god for laptopdesk) but being that the wife is pregnant did not seem to hurt that process much unless the milkman has been stopping by.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 08:03:46 +0000

Letsee .. This brings about a whole new picture to the term “touch typist” or “hunt and peck”. Can't forget “the two finger typist”, or those who type with one hand. Baaaaaaaaaaad, but oh so good!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 06:55:47 +0000

Its not the size of the laptop, its how you stroke the keys. ;)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 04:43:22 +0000

Nasty picture in my head. nasty…I'll remember it for the rest of the day. Guess it's my perverted mind…:)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 02:12:18 +0000

That's the funniest damn weblog entry I've ever read of yours Chris:)
A count of 23…
Too bad, 2 less and you'd have Blackjack…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 01:33:17 +0000

have u gone insand Chris?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 01:13:02 +0000

I try to “count” mine at least once a day. My boss told me once to always be firm and consistent. I don't know if he meant for that though.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 01:02:32 +0000

thanks for the info. I shall keep this in mind. ;)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 00:57:51 +0000

23 count? WTG! I counted mine to 25. All I can say is someone's got the case of the mondays…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2003 00:48:13 +0000

robyn took my line. I've seen you in the tighties, dude. serious.