I received a rather troubling message from a random reader this morning. He claims that people who use laptops for extended periods of time tend to have lower-than-average sperm counts. Since I use notebook computers often, I thought it was prudent to take inventory. Now, I'm not sure what a good number is, but I think 23 is decent. I kept losing count (since my prescription is not as strong as it should be). The total may actually be closer to 22, as I believe I counted one of them twice. None of 'em even looked like me, so genetic mutations may be another side effect from using hot technology on your lap. If I switched to using PDAs more often, my army would probably increase. I'm right handed.