ET, Phone Home
My cell phone has traveled into the future… or the past. I'm not sure which, but it doesn't really matter at this point. It's gone, and I don't know where it went. I tried calling it, but it goes straight to voice mail. In the year 2089, the aliens from our past will uncover a Nokia 3650 and think to themselves: “What the hell's up with that dialpad!?”
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5 Comments
Anonymous
December 8th, 2003
at 8:29pm
That sucks Chris…you still have the other one right
Anonymous
December 9th, 2003
at 6:54am
Doesn't the phone have built in GPS or a tracking system, so your carrier can locate it? I thought most new phones did, especially a good one like that. If not, you could always milk it and have them give you a new phone.
Anonymous
December 9th, 2003
at 6:17pm
I'm confused is that a kinfe or a phone in your pocket there?
Anonymous
December 9th, 2003
at 6:20pm
It all makes so much sense when you read the previous entry…. :)
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March 28th, 2006
at 11:25pm
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