I'm disgusted that Michael Moore wasn't even nominated for the “Most Unexpected (but yet not) Acceptance Speech for an Awards Show Televised on Television” award. Instead, the academy gave it to Abe Vigoda. Rigged! Rigged! Or maybe I'm just jealous that I lost the “Shortest Person Ever to Appear on a Cable Network Watched by Less Than Three People” award to Gary Coleman? Eh, well at least some of us know we wouldn't make a good governator of California.
And in other news, I've overhauled our Tutorials section.