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Eat Your Heart Out, Robyn

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30 Comments
January 29th, 2008
at 8:37am
milkshake, extra thick. Grade 3 DARK Maple Syrup is best (look in the “organic” section). I had some protein pellets a few minutes ago. This is not a snack for eating – this is a snack for laying down and avoiding. Related Content:The MunchiesEat Your Heart Out, RobynIt worked!Toothpaste Can Help You Lose WeightOh, Fudge!
SocioBiblog
January 29th, 2008
at 12:55pm
milkshake, extra thick. Grade 3 DARK Maple Syrup is best (look in the “organic” section). I had some protein pellets a few minutes ago. This is not a snack for eating – this is a snack for laying down and avoiding. Related Content:The MunchiesEat Your Heart Out, RobynIt worked!Toothpaste Can Help You Lose WeightOh, Fudge!
Anonymous
May 19th, 2002
at 10:32pm
Hmmm. I'm just heading off to bed and I'm *pretty* sure that photo is going to give me nightmares. lol
Anonymous
May 19th, 2002
at 10:34pm
Lookin' pretty good there, Chris. :P
haha
Anonymous
May 19th, 2002
at 11:14pm
hate the dress, love the shoes.
Anonymous
May 19th, 2002
at 11:37pm
Dude if youre gonna dye the hair do the brows too…. yeesh!! Look forward to seein ya in this outfit on CFH, Itll be a change from the “urban lumberjack” t-shirt n long sleeve combo but with the new breasts I dont imagine youll be leaving the house anytime soon…………..Rock On …..dude??
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 12:08am
It seems we have our newest entry for The Rack Browser!
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 12:49am
Ok I have lost all words none will come out of my mouth at this precise moment………..How in the world did you get bigger boobies than me?
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 2:02am
That's not right !
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 4:58am
What a wake up first thing in the morning. Almost do not need the coffee. I did say almost :)
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 8:56am
To Wong Foo, thanks for everything!
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 9:45am
Chris…my friend…my gnome…you now have another stalker…
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 11:26am
Chris…..
Words escape me on that photo…..
Im thinking……..therapy……
(for me just for seeing it)
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 12:05pm
Chris
Your new looks will really up the ratings for CFH.
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 12:10pm
*is very incredibly disturbed by this picture….* Ah hell you're still a hottie..
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 1:26pm
Disturbing. Truly and completely disturbing. The shrinks will thank you for the boom in business.
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 2:31pm
Couldn't the plastic surgeon finish the face too or did ya run out of cash? Well, just bag your face and come on over… LMAO
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 6:31pm
MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!! : )
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 7:39pm
Chris, do you have fake breasts?
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 8:29pm
This is just wrong on so many levels. :-{8
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Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 8:44pm
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Way wrong. I think I'm going to be sick.
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 8:53pm
Oh My Chris! LMAO
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 10:10pm
Oh man — we had company in this weekend and I'm just catching up on blog-reading. I seriously spewed on the monitor. Off to grab the Windex…just as soon as I quit doubling over laughing!
Anonymous
May 21st, 2002
at 2:57am
Arghhhhh!!!!
Sick~
Anonymous
May 21st, 2002
at 8:31am
This is wrong on so many levels. It scares me. Well, at least, Gretchen is still the best looking person in your house. I don't think Chris qualifies for Hoopty's browser.
Anonymous
May 21st, 2002
at 1:29pm
Thanks Chris, just what I wanted to see first thing. ;P
Anonymous
May 21st, 2002
at 3:59pm
and i thought that pink, naked chicken was nasty looking. you're all about breaking new barriers, huh.
Anonymous
May 21st, 2002
at 5:51pm
Hey it isn't too bad, LMAO! Watch out Cindy Crawford here comes the GNOME! He shakes his little ass on the catwalk, yes on the catwalk… Gnome shakes his little ass on the catwalk… :-P
Anonymous
May 21st, 2002
at 6:19pm
Chirs i thhought that took longer than a weekend to do alla that?? ;) j/k..
Freek
Anonymous
May 21st, 2002
at 7:47pm
Chris, don't take this the wrong way…. but you would have made a rather ugly blond woman. :P