Comments on: E-mails We Can't Share

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 27 Dec 2002 22:42:46 +0000

Hey Chris, I discovered you last night on the CFH marathon show…I think i am your new biggest fan after reading your response to radar4077. I thought I was the only person on the net concerned with grammar/spelling…and now that I know that there are other cool people who use their Shift key (among others), I feel as though I have been vindicated.
You have a great website and I have enjoyed reading your blog. I do think, however, it would be even if you would put some more biographical info up for your fans…although I can understnad you wanting to keep some privacy.
Anyway, thanks for the great work on CFH.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 04 Dec 2002 01:47:03 +0000

If I May Quote Chris
“(1) The word “dumb” does not have an “n” in it. (1a) “Dumbass” is a single word. (2) The SHIFT key is on your keyboard for a reason; use it when you begin a new sentence. (3) “Down hill” is one word. (4) You are normally allowed just one punctuation mark at the end of a sentence, with the only exception being the use of an exclamation point and question mark in succession. e.g., “Where the f*ck do you get off calling me a dumn ass?!” (5) “Someone” is one word. (6) You might consider using commas to separate items in a list. e.g., “Mark is a jealous, petty, thoughtless kid who has nothing better to do with his time than send e-mails to people he doesn't know.” (7) “Seening” is not a word. (8) You're not the only one not watching our show. Our ratings will not be hurt by your boycott. (9) Do not place a space between the last alphanumeric character in your sentence and the punctuation mark. (10) When referring to something that happened in the past, might I suggest using the past tense? e.g., “You're a load that should have been swallowed.” TechTV “got” me well over a year ago. You might have known that had you spent less time emulating Corky from Life Goes On and more time learning how to construct a valid argument. *plonk* “

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 02 Dec 2002 22:21:04 +0000

N'Albany is red, but it is definately not “pretty much Kentucky”. Across the river from me (here in Louisville) is a whole new (very red) world.,
BTW, TechTV is channel 61 here in the Ohio Valley area, and TVLand is 65… Beverly Hillbillies comes on the same time as CFH some nights…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 07:29:58 +0000

Sometimes you are a “dumn ass” … but you're cool.
BTW dont be so mean to 6 year old boys like Mark.
Wish we had techtv in Mexico

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 13 Nov 2002 23:48:53 +0000

Yet another good Pirillo post. A couple days ago it was your wife now it's you. I think that this has been the most I have ever laughed in one week from going to almost the same place.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 13 Nov 2002 19:47:17 +0000

dood…I'm finally seeing your show for the first time this very minute. That Cat's kinda cute.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 13 Nov 2002 08:41:08 +0000

Oh My God!
If this person had a brain they would be seriously dangerous, although probably mainly to themselves.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 13 Nov 2002 07:35:26 +0000

I live in New Albany. I am not from this rancid little hell hole but, this is some of the things that you have to put up with daily with the Common Southern, Indiana Street Urchin. You are fortunate that you do NOT have to deal with this on a person-to-person basis. I would like to extend an apology for this knucklehead. Hopefully, someday… Darwinism will be proved right, and this crap will be eliminated from the gene pool.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Nov 2002 23:15:24 +0000

Reminds me of TurboFish…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Nov 2002 19:49:50 +0000

So funny i linked it for the peeps on my page.. :)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Nov 2002 16:31:33 +0000

OMG..I haven't laughed that hard in a long time…:)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Nov 2002 04:50:13 +0000

go Chris!!!.. Is it that time of the year already?? PLONK time??

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Nov 2002 03:12:28 +0000

I not dumn, you dumn!!!!!,,,,,,,,

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Nov 2002 23:05:58 +0000

“You're a load that should have been swallowed.”
*writes that one down*

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Nov 2002 20:07:46 +0000

Paging Dr. Pirillo, Dr. Pirillo you are wanted in surgery. Way to slice that guy up. It's hard to believe out of a million sperm, he won.
Love the show and Lockergnome.