E-mails We Can't Share

Get em' Chris!

oh yea baby ROCK his muthafing world :)

Whew! Now I don't feel so bad for the articles I send to Gretchen for editing. Heck, compared to him, I'm a grammar and spelling master!

*shakes his head* Why do these people even bother. They just make fools out of themselves. You'd think he'd learn a lesson from this, but, instead, you should be able to revoke this person's ISP account.

*hugs* Yet another reason why I love you, husband!!

It seems to me that this guy should spend his time watching “Sesame Street” or “Reading Rainbow” instead of Call For Help.

Ok, *picks self up of the floor from laughing* your response to that email was EXCELLENT!
Way to go!
J

And he thinks you're a dumbass! He can't even spell right!! And I thought my spelling was bad. Hopefully he gots this spinning around his head now, LEARN HOW DA' SPELL MAN!

As Chris points out so eloquently, “It's better to be a smartass than a dumbass.”

Chris,
Beautiful rebuttal,Not that he'll be able to comprehend it.Perhaps if he had paid attention in school he wouldn't feel quite so threatened by intelligence.
Personally,I've been around computers since the Altair and I still learn new things from you all the time.

***Shaking head*** Would someone please explain to me why some stupid f$(@#R$ people on this planet go out of there way to expose how moronic they actually are?
Keep doing your thing Chris…We will support you!

Heh, you ripped “some one” a new @$$, and it was funny!

“You're a load that should have been swallowed.”
This is almost as good as:
“When he/she was born they would have been better off raising the placenta” .
or:
“The best part of him/her ran down thier daddy's leg”.

Hey Chris,
I think you and the gang at CFH rock. What one says doesn't make a difference if all the other fans are there for support.
Check out my blog entry from yesterday and I think you will see my plug for you and CFH!
Have a great weekend and you rock Chris!!!!!

Dumn ass!!
I think that says it all :-)

I especially enjoyed the bit about proper formulation of a past tense statement. If nothing else, such ill-executed criticisms provides nice, fat targets for coherent, derisive and humorous rebuttals.
You must get all kinds of interesting e-mails.

It would of been more funny if he spelt “jealous” jellious.

First of all, please don't judge all hoosiers by that one “dumn ass.” I've been living in Ohio, which isn't much better, for three years now. I still consider Indiana my home though.
Secondly, New Albany is pretty much Kentucky. New Albanites are definitely hicks and I'm suprised he was even physically able to find techtv with his remote.

wow.

Chris,
Don't listen to people like that. They are just trying to make you feel bad. Call For Help is a great show and you do a very good job hosting it!

HA HA. I think the teacher just graded his homework. I'm thinking an F?

Ugh. I can't stand it when the closest a person can come to a coherent thought is a run-on sentence. And don't get me started on the spelling mistakes (former Spelling Bee Champion).

Wow, that dude needs some serious help.

Wow! I proofread/spell check my comments on blogs more than he did that email! He could join the first grade class I work in, that group of intellectuals would be a good challenge for him.
Anyway, to speak as eloquently as our friend Mark. call for help roxs u dumn ass .. …

Just a brief note from another hoosier. Luv yer stuff!
Why not accidently leave his email address visible so he can get “gnomed”…..

No, Chris, that dork isn't a load that should've been swallowed, he's a load that should've been spat out and flushed.

Chris,
Yet another reason to keep Call For Help on. Don't let them get you down boy. This country boy still likes you.

Hey, I resent that remark about New Albany is pretty much Ky. I live right next to N.A. (really in Jeffersonville) and I can find the remote! A Err just wanted to point out that Mark dosn't speak for all people who live in New Albany and surrounding areas! Acutally, I think Chris is doing a great job on CFH and he should keep up the great work! I have to say I like CFH and TSS both…but CFH was geared toward what stuff I used. And since this subject has become a rie, I'm going to start watching the show more even if it invovles me bring a small tv with cable reciever duct taped to it! Again Chris, don't let them get to ya, he don't speak for all of Indiana! At least he don't speak for me! – Grady Joslin aka Das Familiar

Chris, you do a wonderful job on your show, if you didn't you wouldn't have so many fans! :)

You tell 'em Chris! That guy must live a very pathetic life to send e-mails like that to people! I love your show! I've learned alot from it! Keep Up The Great Work!

Good job, Chris. All I've got to say to the “dumn ass” is a quote from the Spiderman movie: “You mess with one of us, you mess with ALL of us!”

LMMFAO!!! very eloquently put Chris! (except that part about the shift key! some of us happen to have made pulling an e.e. cummings their trademark!LOL)
that email just goes to prove that some people should not be allowed to breed.

Thing is, people who aren't into tech think we're all nerds anyway. I'd just ignore the fool.

Way to go Chris, know that we know that this idiot likes to deal with e mails let's spam the bastard!!!!
You telll them Chris……..

Mark, now that you have had your 15 minutes of fame go look in the mirror and see a real………..never mind you just don't get it……get a life and leave our Chris alone……

Wow Chris, on TV you're such a nice guy. Get you alone and with a hate mail and you lay the smackdown on his dumb @$$!

I bow to the master. That was priceless.

Hehehhee, wow, what can I say. Somebog give Chris a pat on the back, and a pina colda.

Actually, I'm suprised that this dumbsh%$ has an internet connection. Must be at a public library or an airport and one of the terminals was left on this page by an unsuspecting gnomie and he took advantage. Of course, he feels your show is dumb because he's too dumb to understand…

Paging Dr. Pirillo, Dr. Pirillo you are wanted in surgery. Way to slice that guy up. It's hard to believe out of a million sperm, he won.
Love the show and Lockergnome.

“You're a load that should have been swallowed.”
*writes that one down*

I not dumn, you dumn!!!!!,,,,,,,,

go Chris!!!.. Is it that time of the year already?? PLONK time??

OMG..I haven't laughed that hard in a long time…:)

So funny i linked it for the peeps on my page.. :)

Reminds me of TurboFish…

I live in New Albany. I am not from this rancid little hell hole but, this is some of the things that you have to put up with daily with the Common Southern, Indiana Street Urchin. You are fortunate that you do NOT have to deal with this on a person-to-person basis. I would like to extend an apology for this knucklehead. Hopefully, someday… Darwinism will be proved right, and this crap will be eliminated from the gene pool.

Oh My God!
If this person had a brain they would be seriously dangerous, although probably mainly to themselves.

dood…I'm finally seeing your show for the first time this very minute. That Cat's kinda cute.

Yet another good Pirillo post. A couple days ago it was your wife now it's you. I think that this has been the most I have ever laughed in one week from going to almost the same place.

Sometimes you are a “dumn ass” … but you're cool.
BTW dont be so mean to 6 year old boys like Mark.
Wish we had techtv in Mexico

N'Albany is red, but it is definately not “pretty much Kentucky”. Across the river from me (here in Louisville) is a whole new (very red) world.,
BTW, TechTV is channel 61 here in the Ohio Valley area, and TVLand is 65… Beverly Hillbillies comes on the same time as CFH some nights…

If I May Quote Chris
“(1) The word “dumb” does not have an “n” in it. (1a) “Dumbass” is a single word. (2) The SHIFT key is on your keyboard for a reason; use it when you begin a new sentence. (3) “Down hill” is one word. (4) You are normally allowed just one punctuation mark at the end of a sentence, with the only exception being the use of an exclamation point and question mark in succession. e.g., “Where the f*ck do you get off calling me a dumn ass?!” (5) “Someone” is one word. (6) You might consider using commas to separate items in a list. e.g., “Mark is a jealous, petty, thoughtless kid who has nothing better to do with his time than send e-mails to people he doesn't know.” (7) “Seening” is not a word. (8) You're not the only one not watching our show. Our ratings will not be hurt by your boycott. (9) Do not place a space between the last alphanumeric character in your sentence and the punctuation mark. (10) When referring to something that happened in the past, might I suggest using the past tense? e.g., “You're a load that should have been swallowed.” TechTV “got” me well over a year ago. You might have known that had you spent less time emulating Corky from Life Goes On and more time learning how to construct a valid argument. *plonk* “

Hey Chris, I discovered you last night on the CFH marathon show…I think i am your new biggest fan after reading your response to radar4077. I thought I was the only person on the net concerned with grammar/spelling…and now that I know that there are other cool people who use their Shift key (among others), I feel as though I have been vindicated.
You have a great website and I have enjoyed reading your blog. I do think, however, it would be even if you would put some more biographical info up for your fans…although I can understnad you wanting to keep some privacy.
Anyway, thanks for the great work on CFH.