E-mails We Can't Share

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I sh*t you not. Mark from New Albany, IN writes: “hello all: maybe some one here can help me out can some one tell me where do you all get that dumn ass
Chris Pirillo from anyway ? the guy is sick he sucks big time and call for help is going down hill fast. as far as seening the show on tv again never.
never again for me as long as you all have that dumn ass on the show………………………………………”
Please allow me to point out a few things, Mark. Or, as I like to call you, radar4077.

(1) The word “dumb” does not have an “n” in it. (1a) “Dumbass” is a single word. (2) The SHIFT key is on your keyboard for a reason; use it when you begin a new sentence. (3) “Down hill” is one word. (4) You are normally allowed just one punctuation mark at the end of a sentence, with the only exception being the use of an exclamation point and question mark in succession. e.g., “Where the f*ck do you get off calling me a dumn ass?!” (5) “Someone” is one word. (6) You might consider using commas to separate items in a list. e.g., “Mark is a jealous, petty, thoughtless kid who has nothing better to do with his time than send e-mails to people he doesn't know.” (7) “Seening” is not a word. (8) You're not the only one not watching our show. Our ratings will not be hurt by your boycott. (9) Do not place a space between the last alphanumeric character in your sentence and the punctuation mark. (10) When referring to something that happened in the past, might I suggest using the past tense? e.g., “You're a load that should have been swallowed.” TechTV “got” me well over a year ago. You might have known that had you spent less time emulating Corky from Life Goes On and more time learning how to construct a valid argument. *plonk*