Ya know what Gretchen just called Styx? Butt Rock. She needs an education. There's a big difference between Butt Rock and Classic Rock. Apparently, my wife doesn't know the difference between Michael Bolton and Mr. Roboto. Now she thinks she's Miss America. Babe, you've got too much time on your hands. You're fooling yourself if you think that this is the best of times. Let me stare into my crystal ball and predict your future. Did you see it light up? Oh, stop trying to be a renegade. Just admit you think that Bryan Adams is da bomb. The Canadian government has apologized for him on several occasions.