Does Your Computer Have a Name?
I know that many people name their computers and notebooks. For instance, Kat admits that her primary machine is named ‘Pegasus’. Her old Dell is called ‘Excelsior’, and her Mac Mini is named ‘Apollo’. I asked several others what they may or may not call their machines. Take a look at what they had to say.
There are several names I scream at my PC - Mark VandenBerg
I have two PC’s…Mulder & Scully. - Duarte
Babcia’s Computer…my grandmother in Poland bought it for me when I started college. Has a lot of sentimental value to me. - Mattie Kenny
No. I got put off for a while when all my friends would creepily name all their PCs and pocket devices after various anime characters. Yes, they would even kiss them :¬( I have been reconsidering naming a future PC I’m planning on buying though. Something like Grave Mind or Mental Ray. - CannonGod
Spinntop, Hey Mr. DJ & Obelisk. At least that’s what they’re named on the network. - Bradley McSpinn
I call my pc Maverick. - K Welch
I’ve named our PCs after anime characters before. I’ve also named them after Temari patterns (usually flowers in Japanese like "kiku" for "chrysanthemum"), and words that I like in Japanese (like "kawaii" meaning "extremely cute"). Most recently I just started naming them after Aikido techniques ("ikkyo" and "nikkyo": "first technique" and "second technique", for instance). Japanese is fun because it makes everything sound cool. - Lindsay Donaghe
Lappy, like Strong Bad’s. We got them at the same time. :) - Cyndy
The router’s hostname is "imladris" so I name my computers after Lord of the Rings characters. The Powerbook is frodo. The MacBook Pro is gimli. The PS3, if I could give it a name, would be sauron. ;) - James Williams (willia4)
my laptop is named raistlin, my other laptop is flyingsquirrel - Jason Shultz
It’s O-S-C-A-R. oh, wait, that’s my bologna. … - Andre Maltais
I have a Mac Mini as a server near the TV. It’s called Colossus. Our linux server near the router is Titan. The Windows box is called Banshee. My MacBook Pro is Dragonstalker (yeah, corny) - Glenn Batuyong
servers: stewie, kramer, & papabear, computer: pimpdaddy - Justin Korn
There is no mini, only Zuul. (my apple mini media machine - the only named computer) - Jennifer Dittrich
Yes, iMac and Macbook Pro - ☛ Adam Helweh ☚
I have Chris-PC, Eee-Bert, Bitch basement, My PocketPC is Hymie and MonsterServer - Christopher Welle
all my pc’s are named after transformers and my drive volumes/shares are named after muppets. - alphaxion
I don’t name the machine but I do name my hard drive partitions. My main Mac partition is Masamune while the PC Bootcamp partition is Muramasa. - saeba
Mine’s called Bert. - Kol Tregaskes
Holmes - Rodfather
It’s called "Dicker" (Chubby)´. - ※Fu※
My computer doesn’t have a name, but each seperate harddisc does, just like the memorycards of my cellphones & mediaplayers. Zijperspace, zijperspees, minispace, microspace, wederspace, gigaspace, etc… Anyway, plenty of space. - Ton Zijp
They are all named Nunya - Josh Haley
Yep. Athena. - Steven "Joe" Perez
tdonaghexplt - sexy - Tad - the Meme Maker
Felix. - Andrés David Aparicio
RMLK223 work computer. - Caroline
Of course yes! Everyone of my computers did. This laptop is named Salmón - Andrés Meza
no, but my network devices do. Fry and Leela are the two networked hard drives, and the router/ wifi devices are Zoidberg and Bender - Duncan Riley
I’m curious… what do you call your machines? Come on, spill it. Tell the rest of the World!
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67 Comments
John
October 16th, 2008
at 5:02am
Nomad , Ohmballa and Lilbit..The router is “internet central”
Jonathan Wilson
October 16th, 2008
at 5:41am
I call my computer “Mainframe” after the “System” in the animated cartoon reboot, which I watched as a kid.
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October 16th, 2008
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Tommy Vallier
October 16th, 2008
at 5:55am
I’ve traditionally named machines after Disney characters… Mostly because I’m a Dinsey fan and there is such a WIDE range of options there.
The three in the house right now are Abu (My laptop), Ariel (My wife’s desktop) and Rafiki (The HTPC). I’m in the middle of building a media server for Rafiki to pull from, it’s name will be Mufasa. Since iPods/iPhones need names, too: we have my iPhone (Iago), my wife’s Touch (Sebastian) and her Nano (Flounder).
Using the movies as a grouping method works pretty well. Things my wife predominantly uses are named around The Little Mermaid, I’ve got Aladdin and the Media stuff is The Lion King.
Dano
October 16th, 2008
at 5:58am
My XP workstation is called “Ice Station Zebra.”
The Macbook Pro is called “Kyoto.”
The rotten little wireless Mighty Mouse is called every name in the book.
jesper laugesen
October 16th, 2008
at 6:03am
off course it has a name; Arthur-Dent
(my hd’s are called Ford, Prefect, Eddie and Marvin ;) )
… and yes, the answer is 42!
jesper laugesen
October 16th, 2008
at 6:09am
…and at my place of work, all servers are named:
* Windows servers with animal names
* HPUX servers with names of norse gods (greek and roman gods for the cluster servers)
* Linux servers either with names of Asterix-characters (test environment or names of famous scientists (production)
* VMWare ESX hosts by famous philosophers
Jiro
October 16th, 2008
at 6:09am
I named my iPod Shuffle Naru (who’s been sold here recently) and my Macbook is named Haruna, I’m going to need to come up with a name for the 8gig nano I’m going to get though.
Alexander
October 16th, 2008
at 6:12am
I call my desktop. Opus.
Dragoș Șerban
October 16th, 2008
at 6:27am
I name my devices after DHARMA stations. The router is named Pearl, the PC is named Swan, the iPhone is Flame and the iPod touch is Orchid.
Wylis
October 16th, 2008
at 6:39am
I named the computers in my home network after “Looney Toons” characters.
woolf2k
October 16th, 2008
at 6:50am
SKYNET and MACROSS
theAdvinci
October 16th, 2008
at 6:51am
Really? None of my computers has ever had a name.
Chris Gormley
October 16th, 2008
at 6:53am
Macbook AIR’s name is Swordfish, named after the movie.
Old Mac Powerbook named Seawolf.
Dell machine is named Mako
iMac is named Guppy.
Although thinking about it, I should flip the names of the Dell and iMac. hahaha
Sporkalot
October 16th, 2008
at 7:08am
My computers are named after characters from the Muppets and Sesame Street….
Swedish Chef - iMac
Beaker - White MacBook
Oscar - HP Vista Home Basic Laptop
Animal - HP XP Pro Laptop
Miss Piggy - HP Windows Server 2003
Kermit - IBM Thinkpad T22
Bean - New HP DC7600 Small Form Factor PC with XP
…a bit sad, I know…
Oli Kenobi
October 16th, 2008
at 7:10am
Macbook: olimac
iPhone: oliPhone
Mac Mini (my media center/tv): mediamac
PC (for music recording): rockit
Airport Extreme Base Station (wifi n): oliwood
Airport Express (wifi g for the iPhone and friends): oliwoody
Jonathan
October 16th, 2008
at 7:19am
I’ve named my last three computers after Ferraris…. they’ve not all been that fast, but whatever… Berlinetta, Maranello and the my current one, Fiorano
Hunter
October 16th, 2008
at 7:21am
Let’s see…
My laptop’s name is Frail, my iPod’s name is Kara, my router’s name is Helios, one external HD’s name is Caedmon, and the other external’s name is Ēarendel (it’s old english for “morning star”). :)
Eric
October 16th, 2008
at 7:24am
I call my Linux install PwnBox
Peter Yorke
October 16th, 2008
at 7:28am
I have a bunch of computers with names
My old laptop is called “CrapTop”
My dual boot Window/Ubuntu video editing system is “Janus”
The current laptop is called “Old Faithful” because it’s never given me any trouble during presentations. It just works
jablan
October 16th, 2008
at 7:33am
My computers are:
Satan (domain controller)
LoveStation
Japhrimel
Beetlejuice
Scoozi
Cthulhu
Lilith
Jerry Smith
October 16th, 2008
at 8:20am
Let’s see. We’ve got Hansel, Gretel, Tabitha. Beauregarde, Hildegarde, Tabitha Senior - all Macs.
Jim Saunders
October 16th, 2008
at 8:20am
My sweet machine that I built myself is Matilda and its child (laptop) is Matilda Jr. Both are female because they they are so contrary. They even talk back.
Jason
October 16th, 2008
at 8:27am
My router’s id is MyWifiHasHerpies and my computer’s name is Valtrex.
Julian Urteaga
October 16th, 2008
at 8:27am
My old HP Pailion was called “Luciana”.
My new MacBook (January 2008 white model) is called “Adriano”.
Francis
October 16th, 2008
at 8:30am
i stick with names from my favorite flicks…
McClane - from Die Hard
Riddick - Chronicles…
Ripley - Alien Series
Saleen - Underworld
Jason Trommetter
October 16th, 2008
at 8:41am
All the computers in our house are named after characters from the Shrek movies.
WinXP PC = Shrek2
Linux Server = Mongo
Daughter’s Computer = Fiona
My laptop = Donkey
Wife’s laptop = Lillian
NSL2U = FarAway
anothergene
October 16th, 2008
at 9:05am
Gree and Thire.
z0mbix
October 16th, 2008
at 9:09am
Mine are all named after Sealab 2021 characters, so Murphy, Quinn, Debbie, Eggers, Beardguy, Sparks etc.
Obi Whan Kenobi
October 16th, 2008
at 9:18am
Yes - ‘R2′
FazzMunkle
October 16th, 2008
at 9:53am
I haven’t named my computer since the old Mac OS 9 days and when I switched to Windows XP I realized I wasn’t really naming my computer as much as it was my hard drive. And that hard drive and it’s descendants have had the name “Ultra Magnus” ever since. I did have one named “Optimus Prime” for a while.
systemoo1
October 16th, 2008
at 10:24am
mine is named internet-junkie
MizGeek
October 16th, 2008
at 10:48am
I am so busted on this. I not only name my computers, but I name all the external harddrives. I even put their names on them with a labelmaker.
MacBook - Athena (dearly departed laptops Princess and Princess II), Mac Mini - Tinkerbell, Three PC CPUs - Endora, Elphie, Glinda, Five external drives - Thoth, Boann, The Dagda, Crown, and Bast.
Becki Chacon
October 16th, 2008
at 10:51am
The old Toshiba laptop is called Danny and the massive 20″ HP HDX notebook is called Centaur.
Mack Asaga
October 16th, 2008
at 11:53am
I can’t name them ’cause I usally need to know how big the drive is or what OS that PC is running, so it always has been like: “AMD-WXP”, “Intel_Fedora” “603e-9″ for the PCs and “Music-56.7″ “Movies-78.2″ etc. for the drives.-
John chorley
October 16th, 2008
at 12:30pm
I don’t give my computer a name
computec
October 16th, 2008
at 2:23pm
My HP laptop’s name is Houston, and my Medion Laptop’s name is Manchester. The computer downstairs is named Oscar, and the servers name is….. Server. I think i have to find a name for it…..
Iron
October 16th, 2008
at 2:27pm
Big Blue…Yeah, it’s big, it’s bad & it’s BLUE.
Jason Friesen
October 16th, 2008
at 2:29pm
Since I succumbed to the cult of Mac and bought mac, I started naming my macs after cult leaders. Mary Baker Eddy, Sai Baba, Enoch Bowen, L. Ron Hubbard, George Roden…
Captain DL
October 16th, 2008
at 2:34pm
My home network is HalloweenTown. My computers are named:
jack_skellington, pumpkin_king, ragdoll_sally, ghostdog_zero and dr_finkelstein.
The Restless Mouse
October 16th, 2008
at 4:27pm
Well, I never thought to do that… Guess I will name mine THOR
karar
October 16th, 2008
at 5:18pm
Gaming Desktop PC: Hard-Kore
Multimedia Laptop I bought from akhiabara (japan) for my soon to be wife: Kazumi
Tony
October 16th, 2008
at 7:22pm
I’ve named my Dell XPS laptop “Promethias”.
Yes I know that’s not how you spell Prometheus (the God of fire) but it makes it unique!
Frank Rambol
October 16th, 2008
at 11:20pm
My wife is from the Philippines, so my computers are named after Philippine islands. Boracay, Luzon etc.
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October 17th, 2008
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Enginseer
October 17th, 2008
at 7:12am
My Dell M90 Workbook is called Inquisitor. Other PC’s are Helios, Valhalla, and Titan
TheSlimJim
October 17th, 2008
at 7:31am
I don’t have names for my computers. I just refer to them by their brand model or processor architecture (Inspiron, Pentium 3,…). I find no need to give my PCs a name.
Ole Phat Stu
October 17th, 2008
at 9:17am
Einstein, Zweistein, Dreistein etc , in the sequence in which they were purchased. This laptop is called Siebzehnstein :-/
Johannes S.
October 17th, 2008
at 9:52am
My computer’s names are James (my old windows box, Captain Slow (if you watch top gear, you’ll understand)),
Billie (my macbook’s name (from the hot Doctor Who Actor, not the MJ song))
and my mac mini media center is called… i call it Apple TV, really.
Barbara
October 17th, 2008
at 2:37pm
My computer is named BARF
I think it is sick and needs a replacement mother brd and ram plus the C: drive won’t boot it reports No NTLDR so i boot onto the CD and jump to the C:\ drive. to run winXP on the C:\ drive. It’s a work around using a quirk (twist) in the software.
Barbara
kevoc2008
October 17th, 2008
at 4:44pm
My hp computer: New_com2004
My Win Xp laptop: XP-laptop
My Toshiba Laptop: Toshiba-Laptop
My old Win 98: motherboard-int
My win 3.1: ???
Joshua{XP}
October 17th, 2008
at 5:20pm
My computer is called “XPERIENCE” becuase its an experience every time I log in, i never know whats going to happen next. Also every time i use my comp, its always a blast becuase i know i am going to do something fun and exciting and useful for school and friends. I don’t go though a single day with out my laptop nor technology becuase thats where the fun is :)
The only time its not an experience is when my computer crashes or BSOD’d on me which is never fun, but everything has been good so far.
That’s why i call my computer “XPERIENCE” .
Kirtan PAtel
October 17th, 2008
at 5:45pm
Well i would have to say yea my computer does have a name. My Desktop Is Called Beast And Laptop Senior Beast really scary names but kind of cool.
Daman
October 17th, 2008
at 6:41pm
My first computer was PC1; my second was PC2. It goes on like that - nothing unique or exciting.
GrimGizmo
October 17th, 2008
at 7:28pm
Mine is Gizmo, from gremlins.
Now if i could only get it wet and make more computers hatch!! Of course they would all be evil. So naturaly they will have Vista without the option to remove UAC, and nothing will be compatible :\
Gabriel Nunez
October 17th, 2008
at 8:53pm
Well yes i named mine dextor!!
BbWindowsHelpbB
October 17th, 2008
at 9:19pm
I name my computers with the letter of the OS they start with.
My Compaq is Victor, for Vista, and it’s fast.
My Dell is Expelliarmus , the Harry Potter spell, because it’s a great gaming machine, and I run lots of FPS games on it.
And, my laptop’s name is xenagogue , because a xenagogue is a guide, and If you don’t treat the laptop right, it will not be nice to you. So, yes, I name my computers. Having trouble with naming the iPod Touch, though :)
Lilxkid24
October 17th, 2008
at 9:29pm
Yes my computer name is Chris Pirillo
locust
October 17th, 2008
at 9:48pm
I generally name my comps after machines in movies/tv:
my linux router is named Ash (from Alien)
my linux desktop is named Bishop (from Aliens)
my file server is named Data (if you don’t know the origin, slap yourself..)
my ps3 is named ED209 (Robocop)
and my main windows desktop is named Hal9000 (cause i swear it’s trying to kill me sometimes..)
For network IP addresses, I use the first letter of the name to pick the number for the final octet: Ash is x.x.x.1, ED209 is x.x.x.5, etc.
Eric Staggs
October 17th, 2008
at 10:53pm
I usually try to name my computers based on where they are located in my house.
Matt Smith
October 18th, 2008
at 10:09pm
Creatively enough, my machines are named Matt-1 and Matt-2 respectively. The workgroup is named Matt-NT. I have such a huge imagination. :)
ARne
October 19th, 2008
at 12:19am
I call my primary notebook “ADAM” and my secondary is “EVE” , and the other machines in our house is names after comics, like Obelix, Asterix etc.
Lizard
October 19th, 2008
at 2:23am
Give them all a name from mythology
TITAN - Primary W2k3 server
HERCULES - Secondary W2K3 server
THOR - Vista Workstation
BACCUS - Secondary XP workstation / test
ZEUS - NAS
HERMES - Laptop
Stanley Baker
October 21st, 2008
at 11:34pm
I call my computer OC_LAND
I use it for another purpose as well but for this purpose it means
“Obsessive Compulsive Land”
Been the case since i discovered computers about 1974 and hasn’t changed. After all I am writing this and it’s 2:30am I’d call that pretty obsessive.
Bullet
October 23rd, 2008
at 7:36pm
The old Dell D3000 earned the name “Anemic *****” while, due to the cost of building it, my new Linux machine is dubbed “The.Black.Hole”
Bullet
October 23rd, 2008
at 7:37pm
That was AnemicEnema, before the censors got hold of it.
DK
October 28th, 2008
at 12:21pm
Our work computers are named according to the site code (3 character town, 2 character state, then HP or DL for brand, then their asset tag number…… so HOUTXHP1234567)
My home PC is “HPLAPTOP” (yeah I know, real original). but my desktops are YODA and VADER.
Liam Forkings
October 28th, 2008
at 3:20pm
my desktop is called BigOne