Comments on: Disclaimer

By: David Smith

David Smith — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 22:29:18 +0000

Chris,

What about:

- Do not fold, spindle or mutilate!

By: John C

John C — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:26:51 +0000

Close cover before striking

Ah, this shows my age. A comedian once used this as his punchline. He was talking about pickup lines for women, and he said he was a writer; when pressed for what he wrote, he said that warning from a matchbook cover.

By: Rainer Brockerhoff

Rainer Brockerhoff — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:38:13 +0000

Chris, I have a few more:
http://www.brockerhoff.net/index.html#disclaimer
Viewer advision is discreted. Or something.

By: CharlieWild

CharlieWild — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 17:10:27 +0000

Chris wrote: “I canâ€™t think of a single catchphrase that might be missing.”

No singing or dancing.
This side up.
Handle with care.
No pets allowed.
Keep you arms and/or legs inside the vehicle.
Fasten your seat belt.
For Academy Members screening purposes only.
If swallowed, call our toll-free hot-line immediately.
In case of electric storm, turn off the equipment and plug it out.
Sorry for the inconveniences.

By: Tim Costello

Tim Costello — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:58:22 +0000

funny stuff … but definately on the NSFW side of the line.

By: bnaivar

bnaivar — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:24:22 +0000

Besball been beddy beddy gud to me.

By: Marc Orchant

Marc Orchant — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:20:47 +0000

No peanut warning!

By: Julian Bond

Julian Bond — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:24:42 +0000

Best bit of advice I ever received came from the back of a box of matches.

“Keep dry and away from children”

By: Geeking Microsoft

Geeking Microsoft — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Chris Pirillo