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Dill Dough

8 Responses (Add) | Sunday, March 2nd, 2003 at 4:53am

I've been called a tool before, but this is ridiculous.

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Anonymous

March 1st, 2003
at 9:23pm

I can't believe that they're actually serious ! But wait ! Sprocket just might like another toy ;)

Anonymous

March 1st, 2003
at 10:07pm

The real question is: what were you looking for on that site *before* you found the Gnome? Actually, no, don't answer that.

Anonymous

March 1st, 2003
at 10:23pm

Mike, I really don't want to know either, nor, does the world want to know.
Chris should get some royalties, the price.. $102!

Anonymous

March 1st, 2003
at 11:22pm

Oh. My. God.
It could become a good mantle piece. “So here's my living room– oh, and over there is my fireplace. The centerpiece? A gnome shaped dildo.”

Anonymous

March 2nd, 2003
at 7:48am

i agree with you mike…lol

Anonymous

March 2nd, 2003
at 10:07am

I dont think Gretchen needs one of them, she already ahs a gnome tool.

Anonymous

March 6th, 2003
at 4:24pm

all i can really say is “ouch”

Anonymous

March 9th, 2003
at 11:52am

Hey, they also have something called a Sprocket. Ok, so I was curious!! Shoot me!

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