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Dill Dough
I've been called a tool before, but this is ridiculous.
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8 Comments
Anonymous
March 1st, 2003
at 9:23pm
I can't believe that they're actually serious ! But wait ! Sprocket just might like another toy ;)
Anonymous
March 1st, 2003
at 10:07pm
The real question is: what were you looking for on that site *before* you found the Gnome? Actually, no, don't answer that.
Anonymous
March 1st, 2003
at 10:23pm
Mike, I really don't want to know either, nor, does the world want to know.
Chris should get some royalties, the price.. $102!
Anonymous
March 1st, 2003
at 11:22pm
Oh. My. God.
It could become a good mantle piece. “So here's my living room– oh, and over there is my fireplace. The centerpiece? A gnome shaped dildo.”
Anonymous
March 2nd, 2003
at 7:48am
i agree with you mike…lol
Anonymous
March 2nd, 2003
at 10:07am
I dont think Gretchen needs one of them, she already ahs a gnome tool.
Anonymous
March 6th, 2003
at 4:24pm
all i can really say is “ouch”
Anonymous
March 9th, 2003
at 11:52am
Hey, they also have something called a Sprocket. Ok, so I was curious!! Shoot me!