Okay, all you little Snozberries (and I mean that in the nicest way) – pick up a grammar book and learn the parts of speech. While you're at it, you might think of walking over to the “Mathematics for Dummies” aisle. I highly recommend “Counting Items in a List, Third Revision.” It's a non-stop thrill ride! Seriously, you made my first Blib a success, but some of you inadvertently skipped necessary words and added endings I didn't ask for. I'll assume you've never played the game before – and that's fine by me. Assume the word type is a root unless otherwise specified. For instance, I'm sure you understand the difference between “verb” and “verb ending in -ing?” Cool. We're set for my second blib next week.

Solonor walks away with a copy of my book this week. There were a few other usable entries (Matt, Ryan, Daniel, etc.). Oh, here's what it came out to be: The Illuminati are lugubrious, dark and deep, But I have hydrants to keep, And batteries to go before I scratch, And batteries to go before I scratch. It's not supposed to make any sense – just like the rest of this crazy universe. Your dreams are your ticket out.