I have excellent news for the world: Twitter has verified my existence! After many years of waiting and hoping and wondering if I really existed, Twitter has been kind enough to validate the fact that I’m a real person!
I feel like Pinocchio after wishing — for ages and eons — to become a real boy!
I’m a real boy! I’m a real boy! I’m a real boy!
After carefully going over Twitter’s claim regarding my existence, Diana sighed and decided to double-verify it.