Diana is Being Deprived of Melons

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Pirillo Vlog 439 is mind-blowing in more ways than one!

Batman Bandages First, Diana corrected my grammar. Then, we learn she feels I am depriving her of melons and that tomatoes can look like butts!

Even more concerning, Diana informs the world that she is a banana who lives in a banana and only eats bananas and then poops bananas… and then eats those, as well! My brain asploded. Everywhere. It was quite a mess.

The worst moment of the day award goes to her poking fun at my grievous injuries!

What’s a guy have to do to get a little sympathy around here? What if I now have a contusion? Won’t you all feel bad?!

I desperately need a band aid. I’m almost sure that will make me feel a whole lot better.