YOU DO NOT OWN A COMPACT CAR. AT NO POINT IN YOUR SUBURBAN UTILITY VEHICLE'S LIFE WILL IT EVER TURN INTO A COMPACT CAR, SO STOP THINKING IT'S ANYTHING BUT AN SUV. YOU'RE NOT DRIVING A CAR, YOU'RE DRIVING A GAS-GUZZLING TANK. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR REASONS ARE FOR PURCHASHING SUCH A MONSTROSITY, BUT PLEASE (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY) STOP TRYING TO PARK IN PARKING SPOTS CLEARLY MARKED FOR COMPACT CARS!!! BE A FOOL ON YOUR OWN TIME IN YOUR OWN DRIVEWAY, BUT STOP MAKING IT SUCH A PAIN FOR THE REST OF US WHO HAVE TO SHARE THE PARKING LOT WITH YOU. IF YOU'RE OVERCOMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING ELSE, GREAT. YOU'RE NOT A COMPACT CAR!!! YOU CAN'T FIT INTO A COMPACT CAR'S PARKING SPOT SO PLEASE STOP TRYING!!! IT'S SIMPLE PHYSICS! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!
Update: Okay, so I'm not mad at every single SUV owner out there. Perhaps my anger is directed at local (read: Seattle) SUV drivers, some of whom cannot drive, and many of whom don't know how to park. Space is limited up here in the city, and it's incredibly frustrating to watch an oversized vehicle try to park in a spot specifically designated for an “undersized” automobile. Not every SUV owner is an ID10T, but if you're one who takes up two spaces instead of one (or who tries to squeeze into a spot that can't accomodate you), then you're still being rude.