My Darth Vader collection is in full swing, and… I've got a full shopping cart over at StarWars.com. Keeping me from pressing the Submit button is knowing what kind of damage it'll do to my wallet. Sith revenge is nothing compared to the wrath endured when a significant other finds out what you did. Good news: I can eat the Darth Vader cereal – it's not hydrogenated! Oh, and if you needed another reason to love Darth Vader, he's got an RSS feed. Well, Dave Prowse does. I think Vader should get a spinoff movie deal. Possible titles would be:

• I Heart Darthabees
• Tim Burton's Vader Bride
• Sith Congeniality
• Darthhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
• Pooh's Darthalump Movie
• Darth Bigalow – Sith Gigolo
• Upside of Vader
• Million Darther Baby