Note to self: don't blog without first having your morning coffee. I've decided to do my Dell rant off the top of the show today. Someone sent me a workaround and illustrated it (point by point). Oh, and we have a special surprise for everyone who watches the entire show. Iowa's own Joyce Howard created and mailed me (quite possibly) the most creative item I have ever received. If we had our own set, I would love to showcase it permanently. For the time being, it'll stay next to Gregory's caricature in my cubicle. That is, my career development center.

Ever wonder what married people IM to one another? Me too.

Gretchen says: I think Sprocket has hemorrhoids. Chris Pirillo says: Timba, his ass swollen. Chakka, when his butt swelled. Gretchen says: Is this really Chris? Chris Pirillo says: Yes, it's me. I know you left your ugly aqua-colored comb out again. Gretchen says: Yeah, why the hell was it in the shower, may i ask? Quit moving my stuff lest your own be moved. Chris Pirillo says: Ooooh! Time out. Gretchen says: I have one load in the washer that is done and need to put the other one in. Chris Pirillo says: I put my stufF AWAY – YOU LEAVE YOUR STUFF OUT. Gretchen says: Ooooh! Time out. What do you call your clothes all over the bedroom? Do I need to blog again? Don't make me blog. Gretchen says: I'll do it, I'm warning you! Gretchen says: Ahhhhh! This damn server!