Comments on: Coffee Is Better Than a Woman http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/ News and Reviews! Geek, Internet Entrepreneur, Hardware Addict, Software Junkie, Book Author, Once TV Show Host, Technology Enthusiast, Shameless Self-Promoter, Tech Conference Coordinator, Early Adopter, Idea Evangelist, Tech Support Blogger, Bootstrapper, Media Personality, Technology Consultant, Thicker Quicker Picker Upper. Thu, 16 Feb 2012 23:17:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Char http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-763679 Char Fri, 08 Oct 2010 18:38:08 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-763679 In my entire life, I drank 2 cups of coffee, only because at the time, there was no option for a cup of tea. After that, i determined that if that the best it gets, I don't want any of it. Even now, when my wife brews a pot of coffee, I get nauseous from the smell, so, to each his own... In my entire life, I drank 2 cups of coffee, only because at the time, there was no option for a cup of tea. After that, i determined that if that the best it gets, I don’t want any of it. Even now, when my wife brews a pot of coffee, I get nauseous from the smell, so, to each his own…

]]> By: Canolli http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-757089 Canolli Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:01:47 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-757089 Re: #36 ... have you ever tried to fix burnt coffee? You know, when you allow the coffee-maker to keep the pot hot for two hours and when it beeps to let you know it has turned off, you suddenly realize that a cup would be just great. Yech!! No fix for that. Fresh is the only way. A woman may mess up your sheets (hopefully), but she won't usually ruin your mattress. If a hot woman falls on you, you don't need a hospital trip (well... maybe later, if things get weird) Perhaps one to add to the list would be: It's easy to have two coffees at once. Re: #36 … have you ever tried to fix burnt coffee? You know, when you allow the coffee-maker to keep the pot hot for two hours and when it beeps to let you know it has turned off, you suddenly realize that a cup would be just great. Yech!! No fix for that. Fresh is the only way.

A woman may mess up your sheets (hopefully), but she won’t usually ruin your mattress.

If a hot woman falls on you, you don’t need a hospital trip (well… maybe later, if things get weird)

Perhaps one to add to the list would be: It’s easy to have two coffees at once.

]]> By: Vicky http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-719050 Vicky Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:06:47 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-719050 I just drank a cup of latino Vanilla milkshake!! am feeling hot now I just drank a cup of latino Vanilla milkshake!! am feeling hot now

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3513 Anonymous Thu, 18 Jul 2002 03:04:59 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3513 This reminds me of a "why beer is better than women" list a friend and I were making up in the backseat of another friend's car one day after a drunken party at a Toronto Blue Jays game. To this day I always remember: #17: When you're done with a beer the bottle's still worth $.10 Cheers, -R. This reminds me of a “why beer is better than women” list a friend and I were making up in the backseat of another friend's car one day after a drunken party at a Toronto Blue Jays game. To this day I always remember:
#17: When you're done with a beer the bottle's still worth $.10
Cheers,
-R.

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3512 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 23:51:01 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3512 We can negate the first 42 items by adding item # 43, Coffee doesn't have boobs. We can negate the first 42 items by adding item # 43,
Coffee doesn't have boobs.

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3511 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 23:01:09 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3511 At least we don't have to worry about Parkisans for Mr. Pirillo. <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/health/brain/lhbra061.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.usatoday.com/life/health/brain/lhbra061.htm</a> At least we don't have to worry about Parkisans for Mr. Pirillo.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/health/brain/lhbra061.htm

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3510 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 22:19:25 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3510 What does it mean if I really can't stand anything about coffee? What does it mean if I really can't stand anything about coffee?

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3509 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 17:08:25 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3509 I'm stayin' as far away from this one as possible...um...oh, ok, "Coffee can keep you up all night." I'm stayin' as far away from this one as possible…um…oh, ok, “Coffee can keep you up all night.”

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3508 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 10:40:52 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3508 As the contributor of this fine piece, I'd just like to say that I'm personally fond of #39. No bitterness here. Speaking of which, I would like to add #43 - of my own creation. Coffee leaves a bitter aftertaste. Women are just bitter all the time. :D As the contributor of this fine piece, I'd just like to say that I'm personally fond of #39. No bitterness here.
Speaking of which, I would like to add #43 – of my own creation. Coffee leaves a bitter aftertaste. Women are just bitter all the time. :D

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3507 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 10:38:55 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3507 I *knew* he'd post it in his blog. I just KNEW it. :-) I'm glad you liked it, Chris... ;) - E I *knew* he'd post it in his blog. I just KNEW it. :-)
I'm glad you liked it, Chris… ;)
- E

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3506 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 06:11:54 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3506 Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... ....... ... ..... ..... . . weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
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]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3505 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 05:58:13 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3505 Touche Chris, Touche Touche Chris, Touche

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3504 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 05:40:20 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3504 Too cool, man. Just. Too. Cool. Too cool, man.
Just. Too. Cool.

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3503 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 05:39:50 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3503 Is #34 true? Is #34 true?

]]> By: Anonymous http://chris.pirillo.com/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3502 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jul 2002 05:24:46 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2002/07/17/coffee-is-better-than-a-woman/#comment-3502 You sure love you coffee.... ;-) You sure love you coffee…. ;-)

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