Coffee Is Better Than a Woman

1. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
2. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
3. You can always warm coffee up.
4. Coffee comes with endless refills.
5. You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 a.m.
6. Coffee never runs out.
7. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
8. You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
9. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
10. You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
11. Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
12. You can smoke while drinking coffee.
13. You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
14. Coffee smells and tastes good.
15. You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.
16. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
17. Coffee is cheap.
18. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
19. They sell coffee at police stations.
20. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
21. Coffee goes down easier.
22. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
23. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
24. A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
25. Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
26. Your coffee won't be jealous of a another cup.
27. Coffee smells good in the morning.
28. Coffee is good when it's cold too.
29. Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30. Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
31. Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
32. Coffee doesn't shed.
33. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34. You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
35. Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
36. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
37. Coffee doesn't have a time of the month … it's good all the time.
38. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
39. Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
40. Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 a.m. and decide to have a cup.
41. It can take up to two weeks for coffee to grow mold.
42. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.

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