After running into Jake (accidentally) at Friedrich's, I bopped over to our storage unit in Valley Junction to look for my collection of Garbage Pail Kids. Yes, I have every single one of 'em ever printed – sitting inside plastic card jackets in a gigantic binder. Somewhere. Gretchen believes that she took them to her folks house to keep them safe from the elements, but I'm waiting to get a confirmation from Shelley (her mom, my mother-in-law). Lucky for me, Valley West Mall has an I-Spot, so I've got easy access to broadband from the food court. Taco bell, McDonald's, Subway, Pizza Hut – all fine dining establishments I won't support. All I need now is an outlet. I may have to move elsewhere when the battery meter dips below 5%. Anyway, if you're in town, I should be here until ~4:59PM. Look for the only guy in the mall with a friggin' laptop.