Well, since J (that's short for Jason, aka “The Mighty Thor”) and I were abandoned for lunch, we sauntered down to Chow for meat and some free WiFi. In fact, that's where I'm entering this post! This is my reward for successfully re-flashing the firmware on the router. Furo helped me through the process. Linksys: you really need to update your online support area. You were missing a few steps (namely, turning off DHCP before jumping through any hoops). Now, I better pay attention to my lunchmate before he walks out on me. Ooooh! Bendy straw!