Chocolate Rain: Explain?
“Chocolate rain, Chris Pirillo’s thoughts do wax and wane. Chocolate rain, others find him to be quite insane. Chocolate rain, making people laugh by singing “Penny Lane.” Chocolate rain, Google him and you will fan the flame. Chocolate rain, bylines written like this aren’t the same. Chocolate rain, fingers point to Chris, we shift the blame. Chocolate rain, we don’t understand, we can’t explain. Chocolate rain, will you read this article while on the train? Chocolate rain, please don’t squint to read, it causes strain. Chocolate rain, are you tired yet of this refrain? Chocolate rain, fine, we’re done for now, so no more bane.”
That’s the byline I wrote for myself in last month’s issue of CPU Magazine. I started writing next month’s column a few minutes ago and decided to post ‘er here for giggles. I’ve spent a lot of time being creative with those bylines, and I’m afraid that few subscribers ever recognize ‘em.
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14 Comments
SocioBiblog
June 3rd, 2008
at 5:21am
Chocolate Rain: Explain?(Chris Pirillo )
My Station
June 5th, 2008
at 1:35am
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iGillies
June 2nd, 2008
at 7:33pm
lol
Griff
June 2nd, 2008
at 7:35pm
………..
AUGH!!!!!! NOW THAT DANG SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN!!!!
IT TAKES ME WEEKS TO GET IT OUT!!!
Seriously… what did you drink to make you want to write lyrics to THIS!? Of all songs…
Lashazior
June 2nd, 2008
at 8:00pm
oh gawd you should have added Chocolate Rain sometimes idoits overuse my name or something
Doug aka nullvariable
June 2nd, 2008
at 8:06pm
nice! bylines are great but often underrated. Now I have to come up with one for myself…
Nancy White
June 2nd, 2008
at 8:20pm
Did someone mention chocolate?
Jeff Norris
June 2nd, 2008
at 8:23pm
well its a matter of opinion , but think about the world , the crap and there are people that just have chocolate rain! no matter how bad things get, there is chocolate rain….
RottNKorpse
June 2nd, 2008
at 8:26pm
I never saw your bylines until this one when you sent out a tweet for it.
LegoShark
June 2nd, 2008
at 8:52pm
Haha, great. I even have Chocolate Rain on my iPod.
Jamie Lake
June 3rd, 2008
at 8:28am
this is brilliant Chris i have always had my doubts about tay zonday but now you this is would be a very good collum he he
C.S. McClendon
June 3rd, 2008
at 8:37am
From one armature poet to another, I’m actually rather impressed. Very nicely done Chris. You ought to be rather pleased with yourself.
TheSleepyGeek - Marcus Hamaker
June 3rd, 2008
at 12:40pm
I think that you might be right. I believe that these are lost on most people. Not to worry, if you are getting 98% of your content through to us, that’s pretty good :)
roalgumo7
June 3rd, 2008
at 8:34pm
“Lol”
I didn’t knew of Chocolate Rain
Just watched the video on youtube.
You did great on your byline :P
That penny lane line sounds good.