Happy birthday, Linda Blair! You’ve had a long and busy career, but you’ll always be fondly remembered as the pea soup-spewing demon child who could spin her head completely around and walk down stairs backwards like a spider (yuck!) in The Exorcist — as represented by this disturbingly realistic action figure. You’ve succeeded in creeping […]
Thanks to this self-help book, I think I’ve discovered my new calling! What do you guys think? Now I just need to figure out a cool stage name…
He might be the one who knocks, but his tiny fists are so soft and plush that you’ll never hear him until it’s too late… On Amazon or eBay!
Whether he’s a bowler out of his element, a non-tipping bank robber, a blues-loving record collector, or the boss of Atlantic City, Steve Buscemi only gets one birthday a year. Hope he’s having a happy one today!
You may mainly know her as Amy Farrah Fowler on The Big Bang Theory, but you should join me in wishing Dr. Mayim Bialik a happy birthday today!
Put the candle back and have a happy birthday, Teri Garr!
I don’t know why this Funko POP Howard Wolowitz figure makes him wear the red shirt. He’s the only one in the Big Bang Theory gang who actually made it to space and back without having an unfortunate “accident.” Happy birthday, Simon Helberg!
Happy birthday, Christopher Lloyd! We heard you had a favorite cake from a bakery in your childhood hometown that doesn’t exist anymore, so we went back in time to nab you one. One problem: how do we get this thing back to the future?
Happy birthday, Dawn Wells! Gilligan’s Island must have been in the same archipelago as the one where the people from LOST wound up because, Mary Ann, you sure as heck don’t look 75 years old today!
Happy birthday, Evel Knievel! Wherever you are these days, I’m sure you’re still making ‘em “ooh” and “ahh” with your mind-boggling stunts in the afterlife! Stars and stripes forever…
Happy birthday, Sigourney Weaver! In the lonely reaches of outer space — where no one can hear you scream — you battled the dreaded alien xenomorph and lived to tell the tale. Still, it was a traumatic ordeal, so it’s probably not all that funny when someone slips one of these alien egg ice cubes […]
Happy birthday, Susan Sarandon! You’re a fine actress and you may have won an Oscar for your role in 1996′s Dead Man Walking, but I’m always going to think of you as Brad’s much better half in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Damn it, Janet!
She’s butted heads with the mechanical deviations of Skynet as the title character in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and presided over King’s Landing as wicked Queen Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones, but Lena Headey’s adventures aren’t over yet! She’s probably just taking a break today to celebrate her birthday and another fine year […]
True Blood will die in 2014. Can any network truly kill such a series, though? It will likely lurch on in undeath forever (i.e., heavily censored and advertised basic cable syndication).
I’m not a Brony, but… what’s the geekiest pony I’d wanna grab for my home office on Amazon?