Received from a random user this evening:
“I was running the Linux Mandrake 8.2 Install and I donÂ’t know what I did
but it brought up a command prompt about “global destruction”. Help me out
IÂ’m clueless.”

Attempt to free unreferenced scalar during global destruction
CanÂ’t upgrade that kind of scalar during global destruction
Install exited abnormally : -(
Sennding termination signalsÂ…done
Sending kill signalsÂ…done
unmounting filesystemsÂ…
/tmp/img
/tmp/stage2
/proc/bus/usb
/proc
you may safely reboot your system

Yeah. I can't wait to get my mom on Linux.