Can't Be Choosers
Whatever! I am NOT a panhandler. Sure, I'll rent my chest to anybody who sends me money. But they can turn around and use the photo however they see fit (or unfit). Plus, the site still sends clicks [read: traffic!] to listed bustomers. I don't see that as begging for anything – I see it as an exchange for services rendered (in washable Crayola markers). I'm not going to argue with top placement on Yahoo!'s page, but I'm offended that it would be listed somewhere in the “Poverty” hierarchy. I'd be happier under the “Maniacal Internet Marketers” category. Jesus, they have me listed TWICE on the same page. Methinks someone's got a hankerin' for some white chest. Don't make me take off my shirt, though – this is No PANTS Fiday.




