Can't Be Choosers
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Whatever! I am NOT a panhandler. Sure, I'll rent my chest to anybody who sends me money. But they can turn around and use the photo however they see fit (or unfit). Plus, the site still sends clicks [read: traffic!] to listed bustomers. I don't see that as begging for anything – I see it as an exchange for services rendered (in washable Crayola markers). I'm not going to argue with top placement on Yahoo!'s page, but I'm offended that it would be listed somewhere in the “Poverty” hierarchy. I'd be happier under the “Maniacal Internet Marketers” category. Jesus, they have me listed TWICE on the same page. Methinks someone's got a hankerin' for some white chest. Don't make me take off my shirt, though – this is No PANTS Fiday.
14 Comments
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 1:10am
c'mon chris, your above giveboobs.com. what could be better?
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 1:20am
Hey, at least we know you are doing it more for the heck of it than anything else. :-)
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 1:21am
SHIT THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY. THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNY I THINK I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT TO LAUGH AT THAT SHIT BECAUSE IT WAS THE SHIT THAT WAS LAUGHING AROUND IN MY COLON WHILE I WAS LAUGHING AT THE SHIT I WAS READING.
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 1:31am
JACKPOT!!! Your future is secure. Bet you didn't think all that college training would end up with you making your fortune with your chest. Now that there will not be enough time in the day for all the orders you will get, I suggest hiring someone who will write on your back at the same time as the front is being done. Click Front … Click Back … double the money! You should be able to retire in a year!
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 2:08am
Oooooh! I like that idea… for an extra $7, get the back done too – expand on your marketing message – just make them rollovers.
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 5:24am
I guess it would be if you were verbally asssulting people on the street to RMC, make popups declaring RMC, messenger alerts to RMC, email spam to RMC, etc. Then I'd agree it's panhandling. Otherwise, Yahoo's directory listing is full of crap.
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 7:22am
I'd e-mail them to complain / have them take it down. Or I'd break out the lawyers. Of course, that's just me… litigation happy.
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 8:10am
When are you putting “Rent My Ass” up? AND, btw … Happy No Pants Friday!
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 8:24am
hmm… It would be a great money maker if you did your “ANGRY WHITE BOY” ass too ;) seriously i bet you would make a lot of money… hey what about the front of it… hehe http://www.rentmyassanddick.com NOW THATS FUNNY
heh Well good luck with your ANGRY WHITE BOY chest renting :-p
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 10:48am
rent your chest… rent your @$$ whats the difference. Enjoy no pants friday but for decency's sake please put on some underpants… Cheers!
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 11:08am
I wouldve thought you people would get a freakin clue after this. everyone over the colse for a buck. BTW Rent my chest isn't a joke if it were he wouldn't take money for it. Sue yahoo for that LOL. Its just the truth.
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 3:27pm
I knew that was you doing my windshield at 16th and Folsom.
Anonymous
May 30th, 2003
at 11:11pm
….and you're displeased with free publicity?? Hmm.
Anonymous
May 31st, 2003
at 2:01pm
hehe! ;D That's pretty funny. ;D I hope it's ok to laugh about this.. if not, my apologies. ps: I love the one about the guy needing money for a Hummer. That is hiliarious! This gives me some ideeeeeeeeeeeas! ;)