You're wondering: “Chris, how come you don't update your blog every five minutes?” Well, it's because of my new toy. It's something your head will appreciate: the hat that gives back – though you wouldn't wanna wear it in public. Jodie from ScoreBrowniePoints only has a few more of 'em left, so if you're a Gnomie – either take advantage of her generous one-time offer (while supplies last) or simply sign up for her critically-acclaimed love insurance. This link was created specifically for my Gnomies, but I don't think she'd mind if I shared it with you, too. Man, I love this thi-i-i-i-i-i-ing.