Why do guys love burping and farting? Not just making 'em, but laughing whenever they hear a burp and/or fart come from somebody else? For some reason, most males laugh involuntarily whenever they hear someone let loose with a juicy belch or pull a left cheek sneak. And don't let Ponzi fool you; she's just as lethal when she drinks something carbonated. Only, her burps are usually “Otz!” quickies, instead of my longer “Fzzzzccccchaaaaaaarrrrrp!” air bulletins. Her excuse is that she's showing me how “silly” I'm being when I do it. My belief is that she wishes she had the same timbre. When I hear a burp, I laugh. When I hear a fart, I laugh so hard – I burp. I can't help it; there's something in my genes. “Aaaaaaaarp” if you hear what I'm sayin'.