Congratulations to Mike and Stacey on the birth of their son, Ryan! Don't expect to hear too much cooing coming from the Pirillo household anytime soon, though. Other than the… *ahem* nevermind. Why not? (1) We hardly have enough time for ourselves, let alone another human being; (2) Ain't no way I'm raisin' a kid in the city; (3) I'd have to buy yet another Webcam; (4) Diapers. 'Nuff said. (5) We've got Sprocket – and he's enough for now.