2006 March 22

Nobody laughed at you - if there was any laughter going on, it was likely because I found the situation humorous - I did not find your request funny, nor would I have been laughing at your ignorance in the situation. (…)

Nobody's laughing at your ignorance. Are you familiar with the phrase: “Give the man a fish, he'll eat for a day. (…)

Yesterday, I had my dental followup visit. Last week, I was diagnosed with a mild cavity in the back of my mouth (last tooth on the top left). (…)

This is according to Ponzi. She forwarded a PayPal hoax to me this morning, asking if it was spam. I responded: “Who is the message from?” She came back with: “I don't know. (…)

Todd Malicoat was ahead of his time in dropping vowels from his name as DJ Stuntdubl, beating Flickr and the host of drop-E companies that followed. (…)

It is with heavy heart that I must bid adeiu to my news aggregator. In the early days, I was searching for the perfect client - the one that fit my lifestyle. (…)

Just scored an Xbox 360, so I really don't need this ol' Xbox anymore. I hardly used it, anyway (picked it up last summer and have turned it on a total of four times). (…)

My personal fortune teller (let's call him “Al”) tells me that these predictions are absolutely true…
Aquarius: There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. (…)