2005 July 29

10. Cats. Write about cats. A lot.
9. Always mispell your company's name, just in case someone else is savvy enough to use (a) a search engine or (b) a keyboard.
8. (…)

It's not every day that you get to meet one of your musical heroes. Tonight, I shook hands with Steven Page of BNL (Barenaked Ladies). (…)