2004 December 24

Here we are, 1AM on Christmas Eve morning, and Ponz has decided to whip up a batch o' fudge. Not just any ol' fudge, mind you - but ooey, gooey, chocolatey chocolate fudge. (…)

We got one of them fancy laser levelers the other day at the home improvement store. Heard and seen so much about 'em on TV, we could hardly resist. (…)

Three random people have asked me already, so… here's my Top Ten Tech Predictions for 2005:

MSN Search will be renamed to 'MSN Graham's Number'
Robert Scoble will be fired and/or hired by another company at twice his current salary
George Lucas announces three more Star Wars films (dubbed 'Suckquels'), after Special Editions for the Prequels and Super-Duper Mega Deluxe Power Special XP Uber Plus Editions for the Original Trilogy are re-pre-pro-issued
Adobe Reader 7.0.1 will be released, solidifying its place in the Guinness Book of World's Records as the “Most Painfully Long Boot Process for an Application that Everybody Needs.”
eBay will eBay itself on eBay
Microsoft will begin issuing patches as viruses and spyware, thus boosting update adoption by ten billion percent
The RIAA will make writing on any kind of CD illegal
Everybody and their grandmother will have a podcast that's just as boring and useless as their blogs
To compete with Atom in the marketplace, Harvard will start calling RSS 'Eve'
It becomes legal to castrate / sterilize spammers under vigilante justice

Time is on my side. (…)

What's up with all the tweaking talk today? For some strange reason, the planets in the XP galaxy have decided to align themselves. (…)