2004 December 23

Outlook 2000 is still a “good” program, considering that Outlook XP and Outlook 2003 are still bloated pieces of *CRAP* that aren't going to get any better with age. (…)

This is what happens when your photo paper is facing the wrong way in your photo printer when you go to print photos of your family:

Evil, psychedelic family photos from your photo printer. (…)

The thing about The Far Side is that you either really get it - or you really don't. You either love The Far Side, or you loathe it. (…)

When we originally planned to drive to Seattle in the same car, I figured we'd need some kind of portable entertainment unit to keep us entertained. (…)

There's a Lowe's down the street - a dangerous location, being so close to home. Tools! Tools! TOOLS! (…)

Our Seasons Greetings have gone out the door, thanks to Ponzi. If it weren't for her, everybody around me would have received one more “Web Card” notification. (…)