2004 November 10

Dear Mr. Scott Johnson:
It has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my registered Lockergnome logo (the “Thingie”) in the preparation of a work derived therefrom. (…)

On a whim, we decided I thought it would be good to shave our “kids” this time around. Doggie haircuts can get expensive when you have to bring in two fluffballs on a monthly basis. (…)