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I love it when Canadians sing songs about America. It's just so… je ne sais quois… DUMB. And so, I bring you the ten things I'd much rather watch than the Super Bowel: (1) a live birth; (2) a live conception; (3) Dave Winer; (4) Biodome [with Pauly Shore]; (5) mold; (6) pi; (7) the Raiders play the Buccaneers live on national television; (8) dry erase markers; (9) the back of my own head; and (10) chum… which rhymes with DUMB… and that stands for pool. Which I think Gretchen and Alex's wife just dived into after streaking the complex.
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29 Comments
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 3:45pm
lol
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 3:52pm
I'm with you.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 3:55pm
I wish I could go swimming….. It's +10 degF here….
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 4:32pm
Yeah, I thought that was odd, a Canadian singing g.b.a. My spouse is canadian. I live with weirdness.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 5:43pm
right here in river city…
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 6:07pm
*AHEM*
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 7:07pm
As a Canadian Born and Raised ( conceived at the magic kingdom…go figure) I HATE it when that happens…and with “her” OMG…..From all Canadians with taste to all Americans, Sorry about that
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 7:58pm
yes as a Canadian as well i also apoligize. but you could have switched to NBC because SNL had a live half time show of there own.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 8:16pm
LOL… a live football game? Like that would every be able to compete with the Super Bowl… :)
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 8:19pm
Damn, I missed streaking women so I could see if there were good commercials during the super bowl? Damn you! Damn you to hell!
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 9:03pm
Now now. We Canadians have already apologized for Celine, and offered the gift of Shania Twain and two Canadian Junior A hockey players to be named later. We now wipe our hands clean of Celine.
As a side note, how awesome were the Dixie Chicks singing the Star Spangled Banner in 3-part harmony? Wow! I've never heard it sung in harmony before.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 9:52pm
Pi? as in, the movie directed by Darren Arenofsky?
that was a good movie, god dammit.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 9:52pm
Pi? as in, the movie directed by Darren Arenofsky?
that was a good movie, god dammit.
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 12:57am
I still don't see the apparent “genius” in pi. Gritty B & W movies, with skewed plots and characters which make YOU want to drill your head to make it stop. Now Requiem For A Dream was a great story. In fact, I'm going to go throw that in right now. Cheers Chris
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 5:31am
So, any streaking pics?
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 1:56pm
Hear hear on the Dixie Chicks, Bob… I cried. It was beautiful!
Good thing my husband didn't see me, because he would have, of course, made fun of me.
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 4:45pm
You can't beat Shania's outfit. Though I'd like to. Or maybe she could administer the beating. *hangs head in shame for what he just said*
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 7:35pm
So true….so true…and i loved the Music Man Referance in the rhymes with pool, cracks me up
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 9:23pm
Umm, someone needs to take Shania to a style boot camp.
She has a nice body but that doesn't mean that she should go out in public in anything outrageously gaudy. Gwen Stefani in her grrl power get up looked much better.
But I guess it's too much to ask that women in entertainment have style. They seem to wear anything that's made for them by some lame-o big name fashion designer (as if most of what passes for fashion has anything to do with style).
Then again some people think the VW Beatle is good looking.
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 10:42pm
Gretchen, you go right ahead and cry if you wanna. If Chris gives you any flack, you look right at him and call him a “shameless nipple whore”. That'll learn him. And Hondo, there is no shame. “Style” be damned, Shania had me drooling like a Pavlovian dog in a bell factory. Don't be ashamed for being a man, we're just wired that way.
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 12:35am
So that was Shania Twain… The “new” country. She sucks. Her lip-sync made her look even lamer than her whore outfit.
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 12:53am
Shania is also a canuck. What's with all the Canadians performing in an “American” sport? I'm sure if the Stanley Cup was played in Canada, they won't have an American signing the Canadian national athem. “Blame Canada! – Robin Williams” It's not even a country anyways. :)
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 8:35am
Well… some American must have asked Celine to sing… otherwise she wouldn't have been on stage.
Oh well, maybe next year the Super Bowl will actually be a good game, with a half-decent entertainment lineup.
Atleast the commercials were good.
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 11:22am
Hey Laserone….in case you hadn't noticed….Canada is in North America. God Bless America may have been written by someone from the United States but I think its perfectly appropriate for someone from Canada (still America) to sing it.
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 11:24am
After reading these comments more thoroughly….it's apparent that many of you are in need of a geography lesson.
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 11:52am
umm… I loved pi…
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 3:29pm
Hey Chris! It's “Je ne sais quoi” not “Je ne sais quois”
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 4:23pm
Totally agree…I gagged through the whole thing…and I am NOT a gagger
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 6:36pm
Something wrong with Biodome?