I just got this voicemail from a show producer for 'Beauty and the Geek.' I'd make a better host than a contestant, wouldn't you agree? Methinks you should give her a call, and let other geeks know how they can make it onto the next show. Just let 'em know that I sent ya. M'kay?

Look, folks – I’m enjoying Beauty and the Geek (just like the rest of you), but I am not like Richard in any way. Two people have made this innocent juxtaposition, but it’s just flat-out wrong. He’s the lanky guy who has no social skills. First, I’m not lanky – I was husky in junior high. And while I enjoy Richard’s over-the-top mannerisms, I have a completely different style. Richard has never kissed a girl, and I nailed my first smooch in the second grade. My ears also don’t stick out half as far. I may be a geek, but I guess I’m not a total geek. The guys on this show are closer to nerds, IMHO. And these beauties are truly beauties, but I’ve known much better beauties who also happen to have brains (present company included). Beauty and the Geek hits too close to home.

And then I got this voicemail from a show producer. :) Go ahead, give ‘er a download – then give ‘er a call. Tell ‘em that Chris Pirillo sent ya.