Gretchen thinks that Sprocket should get his own blog. What's this world coming to? Are there any puppies out there who have their own blogs? I mean, a full-blown dedicated dog blog? I don't know what he would use it for. His day is real boring, for the most park. He wolfs down his Nutro, chomps on a rawhide stick or two, and humps the couch cushions. If he's really frisky, he'll run up and down the stairs at breakneck speed. He always seems to like it when I tell him what Dave and Doc have been up to. He likes hearing about David's latest exploits, too. If he's not peeing, he's thinking of peeing. Sprocket, my dog – not Mr. Weinberger.

Oh yeah, and I've got some great news for Meryl (and everybody else, for that matter). Someone told me that TechTV was going to be getting Closed Captioning at some point in the future. Apparently, the ball is rolling – so I suppose it's only a matter of time. I don't know when it will be in place, though. The rumor is: soon.