Bad Hair Life

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes. I guessed, “Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?” I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck. And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt, finally, I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me: “Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down, and short is long. And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter.”

Have you ever heard of Traffic Blazer? Submit your business info to more than 200 search engines and directories and position your Web site for top rankings with Google and other leading search engines - it's available through GoDaddy. Plus, as a listener of The Chris Pirillo Show, enter code CHRIS3 and get your .COM domain name for just $6.95 a year. Get your piece of the internet at GoDaddy!