All posts by Chris Pirillo

The Boob Tube

On New Year's Day, our local NBC affiliate (KRON 4) dropped its affiliation with NBC, leaving me peacockless for the time being. Thankfully, I haven't shown any signs of withdrawal – yet. Still, I have nowhere to turn if I want to watch fresh broadcasts of Friends or Frasier. People with cable providers have been given an alternative station, but I've got a silly little DirecTV satellite that doesn't (to my knowledge) pull in local stations for free. This is San Francisco, folks. We're on the bleeding edge of technology. Problem is: we keep picking at the scabs.

Gretchen wants me to help her write 'thank you' notes for all the Christmas cards (and presents) we received this season. I'm more interested in watching a rerun of Voyager. It's a 7 of 9 episode, and those (by law) must never be missed. Of course, I don't watch television like a normal person. I stare at the screen (read: the computer screen) while the boob tube does its thing beside me. What the hell did I do with my time before the Internet came along?

Inbox (Matt Stephens)

Matt works for deviantART. If you've never visited the site before, do yourself a favor and give it a spin in your browser. Your desktop will never be the same. Here's what's on the horizon:

I thought I'd fill you in on what's happening throughout our growing community. First off, we just released a new contest with Merlin3D, a 3D software company. Second, we are about to start publicly announcing the Devvies, the art community's Oscar awards ceremony-type thing that takes place in March. Third, we will be releasing a new skinnable site on February 1.

Trojan In Grokster


It has recently come to our attention that our previous Grokster installer for about a three week period contained a trojan known as W32.DlDer.Trojan. This trojan was apparently installed by one of our advertisers, ClickTilUWin. Now that we have learned of the trojan, we are doing everything we can to minimize its impact on our users.

Yet another reason I don't use file sharing programs.

Pervy Perps

I'm sitting here, listening to David Lawrence on my clock radio (as I do every so often). The call off the top is someone in Des Moines. So? So, David's show doesn't get broadcast in Iowa. This guy has been listening to David's audio stream nightly ever since they met face-to-face at Gnomedex. Plus, the caller is a regular CFH viewer. That gave me a funny little feeling inside, kinda like the IM I got from Bobby Young a few minutes ago:

Hey Chris… something funny I noticed. Gretchen's blogs got more comments than yours.

Cute. Thanks. Good to know. *grumble grumble* I've got one up on her, though. Roland Jacobs (the CTO of Topica) and I are going to a Ruth's Chris tomorrow night. It'll be my first dining experience at the popular steakhouse chain. I'm very much looking forward to it, too. Been a while since I had a good steak. As a matter of fact, the last good steak I had was when I was back in Des Moines (for Gnomedex). The 801 Steak and Chop House is the only place to consider when you're in town.

For what it's worth, David's caller from Des Moines is having problems with identiy theft in Hotmail. He's saying that someone's logged into his account and sent porn spam to people in his address book. Here's something interesting about Hotmail: every message includes an 'X-Originating-IP' header. Use this information to track pervy perps.

Bueller? Bueller?

Ha! Here's what Gretchen said when I told her that the creator of Movable Type posted a comment for her MT rant. Her response:

Uh oh.

All things considered, Gretchen's never used any kind of blogging tool before. She's spent a total of 15 minutes (maybe) getting to learn MT. I gotta give props to Doc Searls, who was the first to blogroll my wife. And yes, I'm quite proud of that. Scoble was the second. Who will be the third? Bueller? Bueller?

Inbox (Matt McKenzie)

Thought I might submit a GnomeTIP that other readers might find useful. I was getting sick of icons in my QuickLaunch tray stealing precious space from my Taskbar so I enabled the 'Links' toolbar by rightclicking on the Taskbar, moved icons from my QuickLaunch to the 'Links' toolbar and moved it over to the left. Now I can access the majority of my proggies from clicking the wee arrows resulting a nice (space saving) popup menu. Similar to the Desktop toolbar tip submitted in a previous issue.

Senseless Blogrolling

SpellChecker.net no longer offers a banner supported service. This service, that used to be integrated for free within (among others) Metafilter and Blogger, is now only available for a fee. There are two pricing options: a bannerless version and a licensed one to intregrate on your own server or resell. (The End of Free)

And I'm not the only one who likes to blog the e-mails that I receive. GMTA! Perhaps I should start posting the most interesting jumk mails that enter my Inbox, too? Nah, this site would scroll too quickly.

I'm The Stupid Thing

It's going to be one of those days. I left the loft only to be greeted by a torrential downpour. Thankfully, my trusty umbrella deflected most of the rain. I arrived at Townsend with my Dockers soaked all the way through. Yikes.

Before heading over to the studio to record promos, I thought it'd be nice to pick up my end-of-the-month paycheck on the fifth floor. When I got halfway to the escalator corridor, I searched my pockets for the proper access badge and couldn't find it. I just had the darn thing a few minutes ago! Dangit. I couldn't go anywhere in the building without it. After someone kindly let me back into my office room, I searched my desk area and still couldn't find the stupid thing.

I'm the stupid thing. It was in my fleece pocket – which I apparently forgot to check. I bopped to the morning meeting; it was over in less than five minutes. That's never a good sign. We were told that our show was going to be shaved by a minute. Normally, this action wouldn't have much of an impact, but we're losing an entire block because of it. One less minute. One less call.

Being Jar-Jar Malcovich

I'm not the only one with a Gungan death wish. Donald Brown thinks that not all hope has been lost for AOTC:

As for Jar-Jar – I suspect he's going to undergo a serious metamorphosis next
movie. Not, “gee, how did Jar Jar get so smart between movies,” but there will be an event that will change him. Even though I think Lucas screwed up in the way he handled him, I think he's got specific plans for him.

My plans include watching something wherein Jar-Jar is actually a Jedi knight of some sort. Has anybody seen or heard of this? No, not The Phantom Edit. It's the Phantom RE-Edit. A friend told me about it on Christmas Eve. Hacking movies is what all the cool kids are doing.

She's Alive

Gretchen will update her blog as soon as she finishes reading the paper – which has been a major point of agression for months. I'm sorry, I just find picking up any paper periodical a waste of time anymore. Unless, of course, it's my magazine. She's got more important things to do, I think. What do you think? Tell her.