The ever-popular Ask a Ninja is finally finished with his Va-Kill-tion and ready to bring back his daily show. He states that his time off “was great, except for the part about accidentally killing the economy. My bad.” Fans already know the Ninja can punch through steel, slow his heart rate to appear dead, and has the stamina to fight for days and days and days. The new weekly lineup delivers all those standard stealth maneuvers plus a few new tricks.

Mondays will bring Death by Monday, where the Ninja showcases some of the best content around the web. Tuesdays will be Ask a Ninja day, where he answers questions from all of you. Wednesdays are The Vault days, with the Ninja showing off a new show format in the Ninjaverse or a classic episode. Thursday brings the Sketch Laboratory with experimental sketch comedy from the minds behind the Ask a Ninja brain trust. The week wraps on Friday with The Stare, the Ninja’s weekly roundup.

I don’t know about you, but I am more than ready to get my Ninja on.

• T-Mobile is to be the official Windows Phone 7 launch partner.
• What truths have you learned as an adult?
• Becoming an Emancipated minor is not something to be taken lightly.
• What good are rebels without applause?
• Cyber Bullies need to be rounded up and placed in a daycare facility to watch Barney all day long.
• What are your thoughts on VMWare?
• Do you lug around an iPad or notebook of some type everywhere you go?
• If you call Google a search engine, you are clearly missing the point.
• Everyone could use some penny-pinching cleaning alternatives.
• Can Ubuntu automatically detect your viewing angle?
• What type of media player do you use on your computer?
• Brazil is not the only country with energy independence on its mind.
• Are courts beginning to jail people to collect debts?
• Should subdivision residents have to fight to have security cameras installed?
• Do you still use the Command Prompt at all?
• This week is Fire Prevention Week.
• You will be able to tweet while watching Google TV!
• Is Google spying on you?
• What are good ways to reduce anxiety?
• How hard do you work for your money?
• You shouldn’t have posted that on Facebook!
• Log out. LOG out. Log OUT. I repeat – LOG OUT.
• What is your favorite style of gaming?
• iDress has software updates for your iPhone.
• Where is the Twitter CEO going, and who is taking his place?
• Are you ready to send in the clones?
• Are you a fan of Wikipedia?
• iPads are selling everywhere!

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