Amazon.com Sales Rank
Within the past day, the world has successfully moved Online! from a sales rank of two-million to a tri-digit 377. I don't know how you did it, or how this new math works, but thanks. By the end of the week, I hope to be somewhere in between “Who Moved My Cheese?” and “Dr. Phil's Berate Your Way To Thin.” I just finished up “Rich Dad, Poor Mom” the other day. It was good, but not as good as the latest Nancy Drew thriller: “Ms. Walrustitty and the Mystery of the Bloody Stump.”
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29 Comments
Anonymous
September 17th, 2003
at 4:18pm
Hell, just slap 'Fair and Balanced' above on-line and maybe Fox will sue you too. Better send Dvorak into the Spin Zone and piss off O'Reilly to the point he has Fox Sue you.
Anonymous
September 17th, 2003
at 4:40pm
You're gonna autograph my copy, right? ;-)
Anonymous
September 17th, 2003
at 4:49pm
One better than Gary. Add a sticker that says, “This book NOT written by Al Franken, Rush Limbaugh or Martha Stewart.”
Anonymous
September 17th, 2003
at 6:02pm
SRS – Sales Rank Syndrome. A behavior marked by frequently checking the sales rank of one's product sold on Amazon.com. It's an affliction suffered primarily by those new to the exciting world of online commerce. Don't forget to eat, sleep and the other things. Dr. Phil is going down.
Anonymous
September 17th, 2003
at 8:48pm
yeah the whole suing thing to me was overboard but I do like fox alot. Anyway yeah you could try that and your book would go up likely top 10 :) i shall buy.
Anonymous
September 18th, 2003
at 1:48am
Best way to sell a book is to get all your “so-called” friends to buy it….not keep asking you for free copies.
Autographs? Yea, you can do that for a “fee”. Just the expense of getting the books, doing the actual signing, getting them boxed back up and sent back…. wow could spend your time a little more wisely. Nix the signing unless you are at some event to do it live? :-)
Anonymous
September 18th, 2003
at 4:31am
So Mr. Pirillo, in your next printed venture will you be writing a novel? Signed your biggest fan…=) I guess I wasnt the only one buying the book after all. Cheers!
Anonymous
September 18th, 2003
at 10:01am
Man chris…I love your computer set up. 2 flat monitors, then the labtop next to u…..wish my wife would let me do something like that ;)
Anonymous
September 18th, 2003
at 8:05pm
Has this fag told why he left TechTv yet?
Anonymous
September 19th, 2003
at 2:07am
1) When they were commenting in the first book thread about the size of the book (696 pages), and somebody wrote “John and Chris must have a lot to say”, I did such a spit take!!!
2)”ONLINE: THE BOOK” – I wish I was still doing a website about oxymorons…
3) To REALLY sell the book, add a sticker that says: “Nothing in this book ever MENTIONS Al Franken, Rush Limbaugh or Martha Stewart” Add Dr. Phil too, and you'll have a sure winner.
4) And make sure Dvorak pisses off the RIGHT O'Reilly, ifyouknowwhatImean.
Anonymous
September 19th, 2003
at 5:28am
I was captivated by the Amazon shipping notice: “Due to this item's unusual size or weight, it requires special handling and will ship separately from other items in your order. ” You know what they say about a guy and the size of his book… oh nevermind. Nice work Chris.
Anonymous
September 19th, 2003
at 9:31am
Where's that disposable income when I need it? I'm sure I'll pick up a copy when I have some money, but for now it'll just have to go on the wish list!
Anonymous
September 19th, 2003
at 2:38pm
Today is “Talk Like a Pirate Day”
Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! Me Hearties!
Anonymous
September 19th, 2003
at 2:38pm
Today is “Talk Like a Pirate Day”
Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! Me Hearties!
Anonymous
September 20th, 2003
at 2:24pm
Not now!
“Amazon.com Sales Rank: 14,731″ __________
The whole world is online now, huh?___”Shipping: Due to this item's unusual size or weight, it requires special handling and will ship separately from other items in your order.”__
Must be because of the combined egos of Chris and John C…
Anonymous
December 3rd, 2003
at 9:47am
Why God? Why? I thought Chris Pirillo had a brain in his head, but I was wrong.
Anonymous
December 3rd, 2003
at 10:39am
http://books.slashdot.org/books/03/12/02/192218.shtml?tid=126&tid=188&tid=192&tid=95
Anonymous
December 3rd, 2003
at 11:03am
It's quite telling that a book about “Online!” has such a poorly designed website. Not only is this site the height of garishness and ugliness, the jpg images on the homepage are compressed down into nothing more than amateurish artifacted muck. As a result, I don't think I'll consider buying this book. It's all just to…hack-ish.
Anonymous
December 3rd, 2003
at 11:41am
Where's your pride? How do you sleep at night putting out shit like this? You're con-men, nothing more. Hopefully people will realize what a total waste this book is before they spend their hard-earned money lining your greedy pockets. Shame on you!
Anonymous
December 3rd, 2003
at 1:08pm
I don't understand why the hell someone would publish this peace of shit. It was obviously written for the sole purpose of making money, nothing more. I feel sorry for those duped into buying this book
Anonymous
December 3rd, 2003
at 3:11pm
My first ever website was described by a friend of mine as a “technological terror”; and it was a shitload better than this one. I wonder if the book is of a similar calibre?
Anonymous
December 3rd, 2003
at 7:34pm
this is a piece of shit.. this page is making me go blind, why would i buy a book from someone about the internet who creates thier entire website out of over compressed .jpeg images! even the text on the main page is a pic.. now i shall leave before i go blind
Anonymous
December 4th, 2003
at 4:08am
This webpage is horrid, you should slay whatever pathetic creature was shameless enough to design it. Second of all out of curiosity I bought and read the book, or at least until I could not bear reading it further. I promptly returned it, and would like to add that your book like this page is a massive work of ineptitude and shamelessnes. I hope you die.
Anonymous
December 15th, 2003
at 7:16pm
How can I request a review copy for our magazine? We are a low-budget nonprofit that advises
hundreds of union members on how to do websites. If we like the book,
we would recommend.
Anonymous
December 16th, 2003
at 2:40am
I Like Toast!
Anonymous
December 27th, 2003
at 7:57am
oh man…that was a horrendous web page…i have seen better pages made with geocities.
Anonymous
January 2nd, 2004
at 7:06pm
The book's web page does not do the book itself justice. I like this book very much because it is handy to give to simple computer users. But PLEASE improve the book's web page..
Anonymous
January 18th, 2004
at 9:44am
Damn! I was actually going to buy this book until I went to this web site! Talk about your ironies: set up a website to promote your book, and it actually chases customers away! Guess I'll just wait a couple of months until the book turns up at one of the “remainder” tables at Barnes and Noble for $5.99!
Anonymous
April 8th, 2004
at 4:07pm
Before Al Gore invented the 'Net, there were few experts but there were FLAMERS. Now that there are books being written about an electronic medium…it would seem there are a lot more experts who know MUCH better than anyone else. Oh..boys…if it's so bad and the book so horrid…(to paraphrase Stevens) “Why does the Lady weep and why does the Angel stand guard?”