It's time to give meaning to your boring, miserable life! You probably caught the recent airing of AL-TV on VH1. I was looking forward to it, too – until I realized that my interview was left to die on the cutting room floor. Never fear, faithful few – before the lawyers shut me down, I'm proud to present the lost interview to you. Maybe I'll be funny enough to work with him again at some point in the future? And maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament, put on a stupid looking shirt, and go bowling instead.