Hello, My Gnomies!
There's nothing wrong with your screen (unless, of course, there truly is something wrong with your screen - at which point, I must explain that I was trying to come up with a clever way of suggesting that I haven't been posting these roundups as frequently as I'd like to share them).
Many people wonder how I've been able to lose some excess poundage over the past few weeks, and it's been largely due to guffawing at "tech journalists" trying to reason their way through a myopic, outmoded, and/or ignorant viewpoint in relation to how Apple is doing business.
When I read (or listen to) half-baked consumer tech analysis, I literally laugh out loud. Not figuratively, mind you. When I use the word "literally," I honestly mean LITERALLY (and I can no longer claim that I'm staying true to the definition of the word, given that the definition has inexplicably evolved to accept its cultural misuse as a synonym for "figuratively").
Those of you who have been following me for longer than three hours likely know that I've struggled with my weight throughout most of my adult life (which, admittedly, has been slightly longer than four days). Science dictates that my fat reduction has been largely due to an overall decrease in daily calorie intake, but I think we all know it's really in relation to a near-exponential increase in giggling.
Thank you, "tech journalists," for helping me on my journey to better physical health.
Chris "Dreaming of Sleep" Pirillo
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