Who Has Been the Biggest Influence on Your Life?

YamazaruNinja asked me:

Who has been the biggest influence on your life, and why?

To this point, I’d say that the person who has had the biggest influence on my life has been… my child. Mind you, I’m talking about a child who hasn’t even been born yet.

That’s why I was put here, after all – biologically speaking. I’m alive to reproduce and put other living things not his plane of existence!

I know, you were hoping for something a bit more deep – but it really doesn’t get deeper than that. Perpetuation of the species is what we’re about, so… I’m fulfilling my destiny to be a protective father, and my life must soon revolve around that creature which will soon spring from the loins of my wife, Diana.

If that’s not the biggest influence, I don’t know what is.

And, no… we’re not going to be public with the sex of the baby until s/he is born (the only exception will be if we reach 1,000 patrons, we’ll share the sex of the child with those supporters).