Muppet Love Triangle

Listen, don’t mention Eddie to Ernie! (I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.)

Can You Tell Me How to Get Who is Eddie? Apparently, he’s the other guy who Bert’s been seeing behind Ernie’s back. Or is it in front of Ernie’s back if he’s already not facing in Bert’s direction?

I’m confused, but what else is new? It’s Pirillo Vlog 447, and I’m wondering if you can tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Apparently, Diana can’t. She’s only hip to the Ernie-Bert-Eddie Muppet love triangle that’s going on — I think she likes the drama — but she otherwise can’t tell a Grouch from a Grover or a Cookie Monster from a Count.

Wives these days, eh?

It’s enough to make a Snuffleupagus cuss and Kermit become a hermit, I tell you.

Who’s your favorite Muppet?