Listen, don’t mention Eddie to Ernie! (I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.)
Apparently, Diana can’t. She’s only hip to the Ernie-Bert-Eddie Muppet love triangle that’s going on — I think she likes the drama — but she otherwise can’t tell a Grouch from a Grover or a Cookie Monster from a Count.
Wives these days, eh?
It’s enough to make a Snuffleupagus cuss and Kermit become a hermit, I tell you.