Diana Didn’t Cut the Cheese

In Pirillo Vlog 407, why won’t I eat the cheese?

Diana Didn't Cut the CheeseAs the old saying goes, “There’s always free cheese in a mousetrap.” So when Diana offered me a chunk of the stuff with no strings attached, I was automatically suspicious.

You don’t need an Admiral Ackbar around to sniff out such an obvious setup! I knew Diana was up to something.

Free cheese? Really? Dude: it’s always a trap!

Mother Pirillo didn’t raise no suckers! Besides, what do I look like? Someone from Wisconsin?