I Am Batman

I am Batman. I stalk the streets, rooftops, and dark alleyways of Gotham City to keep the citizens safe from common criminals and supervillains, alike. You just never know where the minions of chaos will strike next. I remain ever-vigilant to keep them at bay.

And if I am Batman, then Diana must be one of my many nemeses. Leaving trails of glitter wherever she deigns to tread, she’d fit right into the leotard of a campy villain from the Adam West era. At least when involved in nefarious deeds, she’d be easy enough to follow…

Again, our geeky garb was provided by Static Stuff! (But Diana’s glitter comes from some otherworldly, non-disclosed source.) We don’t fight/cause crime without it.