Someone Yakked on Christmas Eve

I know, I know. By the time you’re reading this and (we hope) watching the accompanying video, we’ve already had Christmas. But chronological order is so retro, you know? We like to mix things up a little bit and show things out of order — it’s an engaging storytelling ploy that’s worked with everything from Slaughterhouse-Five to Momento to LOST, so maybe we can get away with it when we’re showing you our vlogs. Maybe?

Hearken back (aka flashback) to a few days ago when I could still get away with wearing a Santa Claus cap in public, Diana didn’t know what stocking stuffers she’d be getting, a final chocolate remained in the advent calendar, and festively adorned nutcrackers roamed as freely as the deer and the buffalo on the Pirillo plains before being packed away in a box until next year’s silver bells are once again rung.

Those were the days, my friend.