Chrisnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

“How rude!” — Jar Jar Binks, Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

In this edition of the vlog, we strike Jar Jar Binks from the Star Wars canon by unceremoniously launching him… from a Star Wars cannon.

Well, we would have if we had a Star Wars cannon. Does anyone make those, and are they collectible? After all, ’tis the season!

Not that we need a season (or a reason) to eject Jar Jar Binks from the premises — his time in the Galaxy is long overdue. I’m not saying that we should straight up kill him, but we should definitely consider other places for him to spend the rest of his days far, far away. Well, farther, farther away. Maybe we could finance his exile with a Kickstarter project? Someone draw up the plans! Sooner than later!

Binks, begone!

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